Why Is the Empress Like This?

[Pre-release yuri novel: Questions and Answers with the Gods, and my friend's yuri novel, Lighting the Fire [Entertainment Circle], by Mo Yuduye]

Expected to go premium this Thursday, the 5th. A 10,000-word update will be posted that day.

The day before she entered the palace, Jiang Hua heard her brother tell her:

The emperor is obsessed with coming up with names. The empress dowager has become a nun and doesn't concern herself with worldly affairs. Consort Shu's storybooks are all the rage in the capital. Consort Meow raises a whole litter of kittens. The Noble Consort's family is in business, so she can skip precious jade stones across the water. Consort Hammer is General Luo's granddaughter and is skilled with a pair of giant iron hammers. There's also Consort Ma, who comes from a nomadic people...

Jiang Hua envied the empress, who didn't even have a title: What about the empress?

Her brother Jiang was silent for a long while. "...Beautiful?"

On her first day in the palace, the emperor looked troubled as he said to her, "You don't have a single distinctive quality. I hear you're Lord Jiang's only daughter, the apple of his eye, so I'll name you Consort Pearl."

Jiang Hua smiled on the outside. Inwardly, she thought: Pearl your sister.

On her second day in the palace, Jiang Hua met the breathtakingly beautiful empress.

And she accidentally found out that the empress liked girls.

Jiang Hua was lovely and charming. Clutching her chest, she playfully pleaded with the breathtaking empress: "Your Majesty, I just had a nightmare. Would you rub it for me?"

Lu Shaoshi: "Scientific evidence shows that rubbing it won't make it any bigger."

Jiang Hua: ??? Good heavens, there's something wrong with this empress.

Even the unattainable beauty will be won over one day. As long as I keep climbing toward you, one day I'll reach your side.

1. The unattainable beauty of an empress, gorgeous and nothing else needed, x a short-fused, argumentative little firecracker

Lu Shaoshi x Jiang Hua

2. There is no love between her and the emperor. They will divorce later, and the romance will develop after the divorce.

3. At heart, this is a comedy, also known as The Harem's Most Bewildering Antics. Everyone vies for the empress's favor, and it's a constant group comedy routine. If you want palace intrigue, catfights, court politics, martial-arts adventures, or a heroine who becomes empress, you won't find any of those here.

4. There is more than one transmigrator.

Theme: Achieving your dreams takes a long road. Stay optimistic, persevere to the end, and love life.