My Superpower Is a Turn-Based Game

*The final chapter has a bad ending. Chapter 100 is the bad ending, so please don't buy it if you can't accept that.* The full story has been extensively revised. If you're reading a pirated copy, don't come here to draw attention to yourself. Blurb: Today, Yuan Qianye is once again working hard to complete the main quest of repairing the world. Since a certain Uchiha clan leader's refusal to cooperate has seriously hindered his progress, Yuan Qianye has decided to pair up with a bound friend he can't block. Ever since the words [Would you like to reload the save? Bad Ending] inexplicably appeared on Oda Sakunosuke's corpse, Dazai's daily life had started to get strange. First, he went back two years. Not only did a bizarre game interface appear before his eyes, but a voice claiming to be his "bound friend" often spoke in his mind. -- "Just combine the handcuffs you're wearing with your coat, and you'll get a key to pick the lock! Bro, please hurry up! Those people are coming back to kill you!" -- "A. Call Nakahara Chuuya for help. B. This river looks nice. I'm going to jump in." Do I even have to choose? Of course it's A... What the hell, who jumps into a river in the middle of a mission? Your HP! Your HP is almost gone!" -- "Are you seriously using 'pick lock' and 'escape' as combat skills? Is something wrong with you?!" -- "Damn it! Why can't I block my bound friend? I've seriously had enough of you--" Yuan Qianye stared at the screen without expression. This was the 28th time Dazai had jumped off a building. It was unbelievable that this little DLC side story was so hard to beat. This boss Dazai was especially troublesome and never did what you expected. He refused to believe it. He had already gotten the good ending in [The Legendary Story of Port Mafia Dazai]. Was he really going to be defeated by a mere side story? Reader's Guide: 1. A silly story with no logic, my own out-of-character interpretations. 2. Pairing: a certain bandage-wearing maniac. 3. Lots of personal headcanon, so canon purists beware. Theme: Find redemption in love, recognize the beauty of the world, and grow into a better person.