Turned Into His Glasses

Xu Yuan solemnly declares that none of the following people (?) are particularly reliable. First, Cheng Chuge. He used to treat her well, but then he dumped her. Second, her best friend Fang Wenyi. Fang Wenyi used her professional expertise to analyze why Xu Yuan had been dumped, and concluded: "He's terminally ill and about to die, so he doesn't want you to be too sad." This conclusion didn't match reality, because Cheng Chuge was perfectly fine. In fact, Xu Yuan was the one who died first. After she died, she ran into things even less reliable than those two: a timid blanket, a pair of headphones that loved listening to brainwashing pop songs, and a copy of Hans Christian Andersen's fairy tales that liked spitting at people, all living in Cheng Chuge's house. If she had to fight, she could only beat the headphones, which were the smallest. Because she'd become a pair of gold-rimmed glasses. Blanket: As an object spirit, the most important thing is not to let your master find out. Headphones: Even more important is protecting your master. Andersen's Fairy Tales: Did you protect your master today? Gold-Rimmed Glasses: To hell with the master, I'm the master! Gold-Rimmed Glasses: Hey, Glasses Master, could you stop wiping me over and over? I'm already clean. -- Advertisement -- New novel, "The Underworld Household Registration Management Center." Come check it out! The Underworld Household Registration Management Center, abbreviated as Underworld Registration, is the workplace most coveted by the ghosts of the underworld. Its duties include registering and managing ghost household records, issuing official underworld ID cards, conducting annual ghost population statistics and analysis, and providing consultation services for underworld residents. Of course, ghosts don't covet the job because of these tedious duties. The main appeal is its stability and excellent benefits. The Underworld Registration Center has a department called the Mobile Ghost Population Management Section. As everyone knows, the dead have to report to the underworld. But while they were alive, nobody was taught how to get there. So even after dying, they often take a wrong turn, fail to register in the underworld, and end up wandering all over the world. The Mobile Ghost Population Management Section's job is to respond to complaints from the living, catch these unregistered wandering ghosts, and bring them back to the underworld to get their household registration sorted out. The grim reaper Xiang Guan never had any dreams. When he was alive, his greatest wish was to coast through life, eating his fill and waiting to die. Now that he's dead, all that's left is to eat his fill. And yet... Human society has entered the twenty-first century, and technology in the underworld has kept pace with the times. "Notification: You have not yet checked in to study on the 'Glorious Underworld' app today. Please log in and complete the task before 23:59." "Notification: You have not yet checked in to study on the 'Glorious Underworld' app today. Please log in and complete the task before 23:59." "@All Underworld Registration staff, please submit this month's work report within three hours!" "Violators will be sent to face the King of Hell." A modern ghost-catching chronicle, a series of standalone stories with a little horror and a little weirdness. Ghosts aren't always really ghosts. The world turns like drifting clouds and smoke, and the human heart is like a kaleidoscope. Theme: Everything has a spirit, and I will protect you