Everyone in the Little Taoist Temple Is Nonhuman

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Synopsis:

The year Cheng Xinghai inherited his family's Taoist temple, he found a three- or four-year-old child on his mountain. The police couldn't find the child's parents, so Cheng Xinghai had no choice but to bring him back to the temple and look after him for the time being.

The little one was as pretty as a doll and looked adorable, but he was always stone-faced and aloof.

Cheng Xinghai: This child must miss home so much. I have to work hard and earn enough to make him feel at home!

So Cheng Xinghai caught demons, hunted ghosts, and read feng shui, exhausting himself for the sake of their little family.

Then one day, the Ghost King came to the mortal realm, intending to turn it into hell. The Daoist sects were helpless, but the little one, whom Cheng Xinghai had shielded behind him, repelled their powerful foe with a single finger.

Ghost King: Dad, I was wrong! Waaah...

The little one blinked and transformed into a tall, handsome man. With a noble, arrogant air, he pointed at Cheng Xinghai and said, "He's your dad too."

Ghost King, being extremely well-behaved: Hello, new dad!

Cheng Xinghai: ???

Cheng Xinghai: Thanks for asking. I'm in the underworld, just arrived in the Yellow Springs. I thought I'd picked up a bargain of a son, but I never imagined an old ghost who'd been plotting this for ages had come specifically to pick me up.

Author's Weibo: Lan Bei Yao Zhu Bei Yao Yao

Note:

1. The setting is an alternate modern world, with some original additions.

2. Not scary, a silly comedy.

3. Mutual pining, and they both pursue each other.

4. The Ghost King isn't the seme's biological child. The seme and uke don't have children.

5. The uke has no strange thoughts about the seme when he looks like a child. He simply takes care of him.

6. The romance develops after the seme turns back into an adult.

7. All the mysticism-related material is made up by the author.

8. You could probably call it a younger seme story.

9. All plot events are fictional.

10. More details to come.

Upcoming work: From Doormat Everyone Hates to Charming Casanova

Synopsis:

Gu Jing transmigrates into a book as the titular cannon-fodder doormat. The original host grew up starved of affection, and even the slightest kindness was enough to make him remember it forever and repay it for the rest of his life.

Before Gu Jing arrived, the original host was devoted to the movie star, risked his life for the singer, obeyed his manager without question, and would die without regret for the tycoon. In the end, he became nothing but a stepping stone, a thorn in their side, a cash cow, and a laughingstock to them all.

On the day he learned that everyone hated him, the original host cut his own throat with a pen from the table in front of all four men.

Gu Jing arrived at that very moment. Clutching the throat the medical genius had just saved, he raised his middle finger at the four losers who accused him of making a fuss and staining the carpet, then mouthed, "Idiots!"

The four male leads: "???" Something doesn't seem right.

Later, Gu Jing rose from the thirty-eighth tier to become a top-tier star, excelling at acting, singing, and composing. The four male leads who had once treated him like dirt came crawling back: "I think we..."

Gu Jing: "Hard pass."

The four male leads: "You're heartless, cold, and unreasonable!"

The medical genius pulled Gu Jing into his arms. "I spoil him. Got a problem with that?"

The four male leads: "..." Damn, we're no match for this guy!

Flirtatious, fussy, adorable uke X scheming, stiff, rich seme

Upcoming work: The Sickly Villain Goes Viral on a Parenting Show

Synopsis:

After falling gravely ill, Qiao Nan wakes up to discover that he's the villainous cannon-fodder in a book, a man who does nothing but bad deeds.

In the near future, he'll sell his husband's business secrets for the sake of his first love, abuse his husband's elderly parents, abandon their burdensome child, and offend his husband's entire family.

He thinks no one knows, but in reality, his husband, whom he married for convenience, is aware of everything.

In the end, Qiao Nan gets arrested for trying to murder his husband and sentenced to life in prison. The child is hated by the whole family because of him and dies at a young age.

After getting rid of Qiao Nan and their child, his husband lives happily ever after with his white moonlight.

Qiao Nan is so furious at this ending that he wakes up. Seeing that his child has lost weight, his heart aches. He uses the excuse of filming a parenting show to leave home, planning to get divorced after two years of separation.

On the first day of the livestream, Qiao Nan, determined to take good care of his child, realizes he can't do anything. No matter, the child can take care of him.

And so...

"Daddy's sleepy. Baby does the laundry."

"Daddy's leg hurts. Baby will give it a rub."

"Daddy kicked off his blanket. Baby will cover him up."

Viewers are openly envious:

[My kid says it's all an act]

[What kind of perfect little angel is this? Give me that luck, I want one!]

[Little angel, stop bothering with your lazy dad and come to Auntie's place. Auntie will take care of you!]

The next second, the lazy Qiao Nan on camera grabs the village bully goose that's been viciously pecking people by the neck. "Let's have braised goose tonight."

[So handsome! Where do I apply to be Mrs. Qiao?]

[No wonder his baby is so perfect. When is heaven going to send me one?]

[I'm sorry. I take back wanting to steal the baby earlier. Now I want them both!]

The father-and-son duo grow more and more popular, but no one knows who Qiao Nan's partner is.

Then one day, the production crew arranges a family reunion event. Just after Qiao Nan says he's divorced, someone walks through the door. "We're not divorced. We're very much in love."

The viewers: "!!!"

Oh no, here comes the PDA!

1. The uke was muddleheaded from being sick and mistook a dream for reality, imagining the tragic ending for himself and his child.

2. Set in an alternate modern world where men can have children.

3. One-on-one romance. The first love and the white moonlight are the same person.

Theme: Trust science and reject superstition.