The Villain Doesn't Want to Die [Book Transmigration]

[Please add my upcoming stories to your collection: From Hated Simp to Beloved Playboy, The Villainous Sickly Beauty Goes Viral on a Parenting Variety Show, and The Sickly Beauty Protagonist Has Given Up]

[Blurb for this story]:

Pei Heng read a book before going to sleep. In it, the villain, desperate to get the male lead Chu Yihan, ruined the Chu family and forced the male lead to marry him.

After three years in a marriage of convenience, Chu Yihan fought back and divorced the villain. On the very night the divorce papers were signed, Chu Yihan sank the villain's body in the moat.

Pei Heng cheered at the male lead's ruthless revenge, but when he woke up, he had become the villain in the story, who had already done every bad thing and was just waiting to be killed off.

Looking at the divorce agreement he'd just signed, with only three hours left before he was tossed into the moat to feed the fish, Pei Heng stayed calm for three seconds and decided he could still save himself.

"Darling, I have an idea..."

Obsessive, sinister, slightly neurotic seme x puppy-like, sweet uke with a fatherly love as vast as a mountain and rose-colored glasses

[Thanks to the awesome artist for the cover!]

[Author's Weibo: Lanbei Yaozhu Beiyaoyao]

Note:

1. This story is set in an imaginary modern world where same-sex marriage is legal, with some original worldbuilding.

2. All professional knowledge in the story is made up by the author.

3. The entire plot is fictional.

4. More notes may be added if I think of any.

------Upcoming story: From Hated Simp to Beloved Playboy

Blurb:

Gu Jing transmigrates into a novel as a sacrificial simp with the same name. The original body grew up unloved, so even the tiniest bit of charity would make him remember it for the rest of his life and repay it forever.

Before Gu Jing transmigrated, the original body was devoted to an award-winning actor without complaint, risked his life for a singing king, obeyed his agent without question, and would die without regret for a big boss. In the end, he became their stepping stone, thorn in their side, cash cow, and laughable plaything.

On the day he learned that everyone hated him, the original body cut his own throat with a pen from the table, right in front of all four men.

Gu Jing transmigrated at that very moment. Clutching the throat that a medical expert had rescued, he flipped off the four pieces of trash across from him, who were accusing him of making a fuss and staining the carpet, and mouthed, "Assholes!"

The four male leads: "???" Something seemed off.

Later, Gu Jing rose from the thirty-eighth tier to become a top-tier star, excelling at acting, singing, and composing. The four male leads, who had once treated him like dirt, came crawling back: "I think we..."

Gu Jing: "Ugly. Rejected."

The four male leads: "You're heartless, cold, and unreasonable!"

The medical expert pulled Gu Jing into his arms. "I spoil him. Got a problem with that?"

The four male leads: "..." Damn, we can't mess with this guy!

Super-flirtatious, fussy, adorable uke x scheming, old-fashioned, filthy-rich seme

------Upcoming story: The Villainous Sickly Beauty Goes Viral on a Parenting Variety Show

Blurb:

After waking up from a serious illness, Qiao Nan discovers that he is the villainous cannon fodder in a novel, a character who does nothing but bad things.

Before long, he will betray his husband's business secrets for his first love, abuse his husband's elderly parents, abandon his husband's burdensome child, and offend his husband's entire family.

He thinks nobody knows, but in reality, his husband, whom he married for family ties, is in control of everything.

In the end, Qiao Nan is arrested for trying to kill his husband and spends the rest of his life in prison. His child is hated by the entire family because of him and dies at a young age.

His husband, meanwhile, leaves the father and child behind and grows old with his one true love.

Qiao Nan is so furious about this ending that he wakes up. Seeing that his child has grown even thinner, his heart aches. He takes the opportunity of filming a parenting variety show to leave home, planning to wait until they've lived apart for two years and then divorce.

On the first day of the livestream, Qiao Nan decides to be a good parent, then realizes he can't do anything. No matter, the child can take care of him.

So...

"Daddy's sleepy-sleepy. Baby does the laundry-laundry."

"Daddy's leg hurts-hurts. Baby gives it a rub-rub."

"Daddy kicked off the blanket. Baby covers him up-up."

Viewers are openly envious:

[My kid says it's all an act.]

[What kind of peerless little angel is this? Give me this blessing, I want it!]

[Little sweetheart, stop paying attention to your useless dad and come to Auntie's place. Auntie will take good care of you!]

The next second, the lazy Qiao Nan on screen grabs the village bully goose that's viciously pecking people by the neck. "Let's have braised goose tonight."

[So handsome! Where can I apply to be Mrs. Qiao?]

[No wonder he raised such a perfect little angel. When will heaven send me one?]

[Sorry, I take back my earlier thought about stealing the kid. Now I want both of them!]

The father-and-child duo grows more and more popular, but no one knows who Qiao Nan's partner is.

Then, one day, the production team arranges a family reunion event. Just after Qiao Nan says he's divorced, someone walks in through the door. "We aren't divorced. We're very much in love."

The viewers: "!!!"

Oh no, it's a public display of affection!

1. The uke got muddled from being sick and mistook his dreams for reality, imagining a tragic ending for himself and his child.

2. Set in an imaginary modern world where men can have children.

3. One-on-one romance. The first love and the one true love are the same person.

Theme: Keep your true self through adversity and never stop being kind.