I'm 100% Irresistible to Villains, and My Fishing Expedition Made Me a Star of the Police Force

#I have a crush on a little police officer. Fellow crooks, how can I win her over? #

Anonymous user: Thanks for the invite. I'm in prison and just got sentenced. If the officer you're talking about is named Xie Jingyu, my advice is to run. I'm involved, so I can't say more. Going anonymous.

Forum moderator: Please see the pinned post.

The pinned post is a wanted notice.

[Name: Xie Jingyu]

[Occupation: Cop]

[Codename: Orca]

[Ability: Allure]

[Reward: Freedom and your life (forget about money. If you see her, run!) ]

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Xie Jingyu transmigrates into a book, ending up in a modern urban fantasy novel crawling with scumbags and psychopaths.

The good news: She has an ability too.

The bad news: It's a passive ability that attracts villains with one hundred percent effectiveness. Every villain falls in love with her at first sight, and their affection instantly reaches one hundred percent.

Another piece of good news: She's immune to all abilities.

And another piece of bad news: They realize their love for her is fake.

The mad scientist disguised as a normal professor: "Fascinating. Let me study you."

Her serial-killer roommate: "I've never felt such overwhelming love before. Keep teasing me."

The double agent embedded in the authorities: "What a scheming creature. Kill them all."

Xie Jingyu: "Got it. I'll go become a detective."

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Xie Jingyu still doesn't get to become a detective, because she passes the entrance exam for the official Ability Crime Investigation Bureau and becomes a proud police officer.

The organization gives her just one assignment: sting operations.

What's this? A serial killer. Arrest them. What's this? An underworld gang. Arrest them. What's this? A spy. Arrest them. What's this? A corpse. Arrest it...

Even a corpse doing sit-ups can be arrested!

Xie Jingyu looks at the psychopaths filling the prisons.

The criminals look at the medals covering her chest.

Everyone has a bright future ahead.

Notes:

1. Set in an imagined future. The world is divided into several regions, each with its own system. There is no single authority, and not everyone is righteous.

2. The heroine and the authority she works for are absolutely righteous.

Theme: Justice knows no darkness.