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Sheng Linyi plays the role of a cannon fodder male idol in the book who suffers from a terminal illness and has advanced love brain. He is cheated on and suppressed by the protagonist's teammates, and dies young.
After Sheng Linyi came in, he looked through the medical records first, and then breathed a sigh of relief: I can still save my disease! Let me get cured, my life is at stake!
The agent sneered: In the era of traffic, who will remember you after the surgery?
Sheng Linyi boldly proposed: If I get confused, I will act!
The agent pulled out an emoticon of the famous director Shen Qingzhe: "Is being an actor a very cheap profession? Jpg".
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Gold award-winning director Shen Qingzhe is famous for his vicious tongue and cruelty, specializing in all kinds of unspoken rules and recruiting people into the group. Nikkei scolds all kinds of young people who have no acting skills, and his sarcastic emoticons with an evil smile are popular all over the Internet.
Sheng·Buka·Linyi suddenly joined the group, causing an uproar.
"Can Director Shen endure it??"
"It's my fault if I don't get scolded and cry for holding glutinous rice."
Unexpectedly, Reuters revealed on the set that a tall and dignified vampire-like man held the beautiful young man on his waist and patiently guided him: "Come on, treat me as your target, seduce me, and penetrate me."
Netizens were shocked
"Is this still the Director Shen we know?
"There's smoke coming out of his throat..."
"When things go wrong, there must be a monster, and Sheng Linyi's unspoken rules will be revealed on the public screen! "
Later, the movie was released, Sheng Linyi won an award, and he took advantage of the momentum to return to the music scene. The concert tickets were sold at sky-high prices, and he was very busy.
Shen Qingzhe continued to be his director.
Hungry netizens who were waiting for their meals burst into tears.
"Thousands of people wrote in blood, begging Shen Sheng to be his second partner! ! Very friendly to our eyes! ! "
"Please, Sheng Dingliu, please take some time to come back and act!" I will never say you are Daji in the film and television industry again! "
"How about you get married, that's fine! "
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Sheng Linyi, who was once a top-notch person, had a face of pure lust, and once he was on the road to becoming a god again, he always felt that Shen Qingzhe was the one in his pocket.
Until one day, the protagonist came to blackmail him. Shen Qingzhe stomped on his head with a leather shoe and hit him with a bruise on his nose and face with bundles of cash.
The handsome man laughed while smashing, "Do you want more money? Do you want it?" Um? "
Sheng Linyi: Damn it, the S attribute exploded?
Later, he forgot to report to Shen Qingzhe during his global tour, and when he returned home, he was pinched around the waist and fired.
Shen Qingzhe kissed his absent-minded red eyes and transformed into a gentle tyrant, "You go out but don't miss me, how did you do that? Linyi, can you teach me something? "
#Tamed, not tamed at all
#actor he is so good at pretending.
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Former Sanqi Best Actor Shen Qingzhe's career change to director has been smooth and successful, and no one knows he has a muse in his heart.
When he heard that Muse liked a certain idol, he sneered and said, "How can such a person be blind?" And blocked the other person from mentioning it again.
One day, when he returned from vacation, he found his muse standing outside his door, with two buttons on her collar casually open, handing over a resume and saying with a smile: "Director Shen, is there any chance of cooperation? "
Shen Qingzhe stared at the other person's exquisite collarbone for two seconds, and even before he knew where the script was, he calmly replied: "Okay, I have a role that suits you right here. "
#All unexpressed love for you is an unspoken rule
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Because of a failed toast, Bai Xuqiu and Jin Zhe became enemies, but the opponent was a distinguished major general. The migrant worker Bai Xuqiu dared not speak out, and was mentally exhausted every day.
By chance, he got a bionic robot that could be set into any image and allowed its owner to do whatever he wanted. Without thinking, Bai Xuqiu imported Jin Zhe's photo and reproduced the bionic man, so similar that it looked real. Bai Xuqiu punched that handsome face for three hours that night.
Later, Bai Xuqiu discovered that in addition to allowing him to vent negative emotions, the robot could also vent other things.
One day, he was exhausted physically and mentally after working overtime, so he sat on the android in the dark as usual, but was suddenly pressed under him.
Then Bai Xuqiu cried because of this gesture. The android sneered and asked him: Do you know how to distinguish me from it now?
Bai Xuqiu gasped: ... Look at the size! You are too big...
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Bai Xuqiu, a new mecha master from the scientific research institute, has become the target of enemy surveillance because of his superb skills.
In order to protect Bai Xuqiu, Jin Zhe replaced the pinhole camera in the Bai family and accidentally discovered that Bai Xuqiu had placed an android who looked exactly like himself in his home and smoked two hundred cocks every day.
Jin Zhe: ... It's hard to comment.
The enemy spies sneaked in late at night and were frightened by the androids so that they retreated the same way. Jin Zhe suddenly felt that the existence of this thing was not useless. He just wanted to remind Bai Xuqiu not to cause trouble if he couldn't distinguish between real people and machines.
So he went to Bai's house late at night to wait. Unexpectedly, Bai Xuqiu came back from working overtime and sat on him without saying a word, panting and cursing: "Isn't the shelf life not yet up? Why are you so weak today! "
Jin Zhe:......
Jin Zhe: You asked for this :)
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Wei Lanxie traveled through time, and his original master was a free-roaming chicken in the world of cultivation. He was tortured to death by monsters while trying to save refugees, which fully explained the meaning of "good people are not rewarded." "
Wei Lanxie came over and said:
First of all, he cannot be easily leashed.
Secondly, monsters are rampant at the foot of the Immortal Sect, and those who cultivate immortals are unwilling to save them. Shouldn't they care about the rubbish in the world? ?
Wei Lanxie, the most beautiful trash in the world of cultivation, likes to meddle in other people's business, and would start a fight with any passing dog.
The leaders of the immortals were very annoyed with him and said angrily: Sooner or later, this boy will get angry!
Wei Lanxie said: "Things happened in front of me, I can't ignore it, right? "
Later, the great calamity came, and all the families in the Immortal Mansion were destroyed, and they were trembling on the hill of bones. It was Wei Lanxiet who appeared with a "Zhao Ye Qing" and cut a sliver of sky in the thick darkness.
A question came from the sky: "It has nothing to do with you, why do you interfere? "
The young man remained firm and shrugged: "Things are happening in front of me, so I can't just ignore it, right? "
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The forbidden area north of Yaozhi held the cursed Xuan family. The whole family went crazy and killed each other. Only the second son, Xuan Xingye, was left to rest there. Everyone called it unknown.
Wei Lanxie was unexpectedly captured, and when he looked into those handsome and chaotic eyes, he heard the other person say: "You are my lost puppet. "
Wei Lanxie: "? ? ? Brother, I am a living person. "
The puppet thread immediately provoked him to lose consciousness and tremble. The man leaned on the desk and picked up a pen, touching the water under his body to paint, and plausibly said: "If you were not my puppet, how could you react to my puppet thread? "
Wei Lanxie was on the verge of tears but said, "Brother, if you do this, everyone will react..."
There is a puppet-making method in the world that is no different from a real person. It kills people to protect the master, and it is called Xiangti.
According to legend, a fallen immortal challenged the gods from all directions and was not defeated. However, he died trying to save Xiangdai, which became a big joke in the three realms. From then on, no one wanted to practice Xiangdai's technique.
Wei Lanxie was mistakenly identified by Xuan Xingye, and everyone felt that he would be played to death sooner or later.
But when encircling Wuyi Peak, the immortal heads were blocked by thousands of sharp puppet threads.
In the mountains of corpses and the sea of blood, ebony blossoms.
Wei Lan, the target of public criticism, rested on his pillow and slept peacefully on his knees. The handsome man caressed his cheek, put a finger to his lips and smiled, endearingly and dangerously:
"Hush, anyone who disturbs his dream will die. "
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