The Scandal Between Me and My Mortal Enemy Spread Throughout the Empire [Interstellar]

[Updated daily, scarf @ , if you open a paragraph comment, welcome to play] [Fantasy pre-collection of the column "After turning the bionic man into a mortal enemy" can be seen] Gu Xing, a former top student in the military academy. After being accidentally dismissed, he was reduced to the bottom of society, but he was passionate about newspapers. He does everything from kicking nobles to punching rich second-generation people to blowing up houses and demolishing homes. As luck would have it, his nemesis Lu Buyimian was always at the scene. Lu Bu Mian, an upstart in the political circle, nicknamed Jade-faced Asura, has an iron hand and an iron heart. Gu woke up when Destiny pinched the back of his neck: Damn, I want to ride him when I see his noble face! The villains felt a little relieved. But something weird happened Someone outside the interrogation room heard Lu Bumian forcing Gu Xing to do sex, but Gu Xing refused, and the two played wallpaper love. Someone took a picture of Lu Bumian and Gu Xing's car accident on a rainy night. "He ran away, he chased him, and he couldn't fly." The two sides looked at each other affectionately with a sense of fate. Some people even claimed that Lu BuMian had not been with women for seven years because he was obsessed with Gu Xing and could not extricate himself. The entire military academy had been their love security guards. Netizens from all over the empire are eating life and death: There is no way to escape the CP fairy! Villains: You also believe this kind of scandal! Major Lu, you deny it! Deny it! Later, Gu Xing showed up at a high-class banquet and shot the secretary-general in the head. Lu Bumian arrived belatedly amidst calls for "help" and skinned the secretary-general's monster skin in front of countless media, while Gu Xing pulled his tie and kissed him forcefully. Villains: ... The hanging heart finally died. Netizens: It's true! ! - In the years when Wang didn't see Wang, Gu Xing and Lu Bumian once broke each other's ribs. He always thought it was contempt and hatred. Until he was blindfolded by Lu Buyimian and held his legs, listening to the other person's suppressed and obscure words awakening him to his past glory: "Imperial Spear, don't you want to ride on my face? As you wish." - One of the headlines on Valentine's Day: A slime monster who made a living by chewing rubber was on the run for three years and was arrested by Colonel Gu Xing and imprisoned indefinitely. The reason for this made him cry bitterly: I was wrong. I was so wrong. In my next life, I will be allowed to ride in a luxury car and sleep in a mansion. I will not eat the condom that Chief Gu bought for Chief Lu. QAQ The flower of the high mountain·Vicious words and cruel heart·The noble son attacks 2024-01-02 latest Huandan "After turning the android into a mortal enemy", please collect it Because of a failed toast, Bai Xuqiu and Jin Zhe became enemies, but the opponent was a distinguished major general. The migrant worker Bai Xuqiu dared not speak out, and was mentally exhausted every day. By chance, he got a bionic robot that could be set into any image and allowed its owner to do whatever he wanted. Without thinking, Bai Xuqiu imported Jin Zhe's photo and reproduced the bionic man, so similar that it looked real. Bai Xuqiu punched that handsome face for three hours that night. Later, Bai Xuqiu discovered that in addition to allowing him to vent negative emotions, the robot could also vent other things. One day, he was exhausted physically and mentally after working overtime, so he sat on the android in the dark as usual, but was suddenly pressed under him. Then Bai Xuqiu cried because of this gesture. The android sneered and asked him: Do you know how to distinguish me from it now? Bai Xuqiu gasped: ... Look at the size! You are too big... - Bai Xuqiu, a new mecha master from the scientific research institute, has become the target of enemy surveillance because of his superb skills. In order to protect Bai Xuqiu, Jin Zhe replaced the pinhole camera in the Bai family and accidentally discovered that Bai Xuqiu had placed an android who looked exactly like himself in his home and smoked two hundred cocks every day. Jin Zhe: ... It's hard to comment. The enemy spies sneaked in late at night and were frightened by the androids so that they retreated the same way. Jin Zhe suddenly felt that the existence of this thing was not useless. He just wanted to remind Bai Xuqiu not to cause trouble if he couldn't distinguish between real people and machines. So he went to Bai's house late at night to wait. Unexpectedly, Bai Xuqiu came back from working overtime and sat on him without saying a word. He gasped and cursed: "The shelf life hasn't come yet! Why are you so soft today!" Jin Zhe:...... Jin Zhe: You asked for this :) Dudan's "Coveted by the Boyfriend Director [Through the Book]" please collect it Sheng Linyi plays the role of a male idol in the book who suffers from throat cancer. In order to pursue the protagonist, the scumbag boyfriend was insulted and gave away the resources that the original owner had worked so hard for, causing the original owner to die of depression. After Sheng Linyi came in, he first looked through the medical records, and then breathed a sigh of relief: My illness can still be saved! Let me get cured, my life is at stake! The agent worried about him: In the fast food era, who will remember you after the operation? Sheng Linyi boldly proposed: If I get confused, I will act! The agent silently took out the emoticon of the famous director Shen Qingzhe: "Is being an actor a very cheap profession? Jpg". - Gold award-winning director Shen Qingzhe is famous for his vicious tongue and cruelty, specializing in all kinds of unspoken rules and recruiting people into the group. Nikkei scolds all kinds of young people who have no acting skills, and his sarcastic emoticons with an evil smile are popular all over the Internet. Sheng·Guoqi Flow·Linyi suddenly joined the group, causing an uproar. "Can Director Shen endure it??" "It's my fault if I don't get scolded and cry for holding glutinous rice." Unexpectedly, on the set, Reuters revealed that Shen Sheng and Shen Sheng were in a tender mood when they were in the same frame. The tall man who is known as the number one in domestic entertainment lowered his eyes at the beautiful young man and chuckled: "I know how to act but I can't sing. Can you teach me if you have the chance?" Fans: Is this still the Director Shen we know... Staff: Smoke is coming out of his throat... Sheng Linyi's eyes widened: Director Shen is quite friendly. The following year, Sheng Linyi won the Golden Award for Best Actor, took advantage of the opportunity to return to the music scene, and officially announced his relationship with Shen Qingzhe. Occasionally, he went to Shen Qingzhe's house to pick up the script. As soon as he entered the door, he saw Shen Qingzhe with his clothes open, revealing his strong chest and abdominal muscles, holding a crazy husky between his legs and yelling: You stupid dog with a missing brain stem! Sheng Linyi silently exited: I must have opened it the wrong way. Later, the protagonist comes to blackmail him. In front of Sheng Linyi, Shen Qingzhe stomped on his head with leather shoes and hit him with bundles of cash until his nose was bruised and his face was swollen. The handsome man laughed while hitting him, "Do you want more money? Do you want it? Huh?" Sheng Linyi gasped: The S attribute exploded! ? Shen Qingzhe must have been driven into panic! Later, he forgot to report to Shen Qingzhe during his global tour. After returning home, he was pinched around the waist and stirred up. Shen Qingzhe whispered softly in his ear while driving the pile: "You don't miss me when you are away. How did you do it? Linyi, can you teach me?" Sheng Lin was filled with excitement: You must stop pinching me! ! #My life was severely manipulated by men's traps #Your voice is better than mine. - Former Sanqi Best Actor Shen Qingzhe's career change to director has been smooth and successful, and no one knows he has a muse in his heart. When he heard that the muse liked a certain unqualified actor, he sneered and said, "How can such a person be blind?" And blocked the other person from mentioning it again. One day, when he returned from vacation, he found his muse standing outside his door, with two buttons on her collar casually open. She handed over a resume and said with a smile: "Director Shen, is there any chance of cooperation?" Shen Qingzhe stared at the other person's exquisite collarbone for two seconds. He didn't even know where the script was before he calmly replied: "Okay, I have a role that suits you right here." #All unexpressed love for you is an unspoken rule. Intention: Strong, brave and unyielding