I Conquered Showbiz by Being a Couch Potato

After working overtime nonstop, nine-to-five office worker Bian Mi dies suddenly and transmigrates into a washed-up celebrity who debuted at twelve and shot to fame, then spent seven years languishing in obscurity thanks to her own spoiled, domineering behavior. The original owner shoved a wildly popular star into a pool at a press conference. It was caught on camera, leaving irrefutable proof that she was a terrible person. Bian Mi: Maybe I should just quit the entertainment industry. Unfortunately, she'd already signed a variety show contract, and breaking it unilaterally would mean paying a huge penalty. So Bian Mi grabs a little stool and goes on the show. On a rural labor show, the guests all eagerly show off their kindness and virtue to the cameras. After working hard, they clutch their hard-won sweet potatoes and weep with joy. Bian Mi, meanwhile, barters her way to a whole basket of lobsters. The other guests: Stunned.jpg Haters: ...? On a swimming competition show, the contestants show off their physiques one by one, talking about how seriously they train and swim, and how they dream of competing internationally, all to attract fans. Bian Mi puts on a spectacular belly flop right there on camera, and trends after the show. Trending: Bian Mi is so adorably real, I'm dying of laughter. Haters: Holy crap! On a 24-hour dating show, several couples act their hearts out, creating the rosy atmosphere of a romance novel and hoping fans will ship them. Bian Mi teams up with a popular male star for an afternoon of duos, wins twelve games in a row, and reaches King of Glory. Popular male star: Carry me, Dad!! Haters: I'm a fan now! Why hasn't anyone made Bian Mi fan badges yet?! Bian Mi: Make me work, make me exercise, make me date? This lifelong single office worker says absolutely not! Later, Bian Mi is forced into becoming a huge star. One show finally manages to invite her after countless efforts. The host asks her on stage, full of anticipation, "May I ask what brought you to our show? Some people come to fulfill a dream, but most want their fans to see the real them. What about you?" Bian Mi: "...Didn't you invite me?" Fans: I'm dead, where did this adorable little angel come from? She's my precious kitten now! Coming next, please add to your reading list: "The Green Tea White Moonlight [Quick Transmigration]" Blurb: Yaoguang is a scheming green tea who can stay calm in the face of every disastrous situation, until one day she meets a System and is thrown into countless scenarios where green tea girls have been exposed. In "School Memories": Yaoguang is a player dating two guys. Monday, Wednesday, and Friday are for the top student; Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday are for the school bully, and she takes Sunday off. The aloof top student: "I have a white moonlight. She's as innocent as a white rabbit, her voice is like honey, and her dimples are the most charming thing about her." The puppy-like school bully: "What a coincidence, I have a white moonlight too. She's sly and bewitching, wicked yet innocent, and the dimples on her cheeks are both sweet and spicy." When Yaoguang transmigrates in, the two men, each plotting to become her official boyfriend, confront each other. "Your white moonlight is named Yaoguang too?!" Yaoguang: "..." In "A Diary of Love in a Wealthy Family": Yaoguang is a ruthless, heartless woman who drives two male leads into an abyss of depravity. She waves goodbye and tries to leave, but can't get away. Business tycoon: "I married my white moonlight at the height of my fame, but when I fell on hard times, she stabbed me in the back without mercy. She is a sweet poison." Powerful legal and political figure: "I hold Yaoguang in my heart. She is my abyss. No matter how many times she leaves me, I will gladly take her back." The two villainous men, now gone dark: "Are you running again?" Yaoguang: "..." In "Entertainment Stardom Reigns Supreme": Yaoguang is a master of time management, with boyfriends all over the entertainment industry. When she's exposed, all her boyfriends discover each other. Boyfriend No. 1: Didn't you say that pretty boy was good for nothing but his face? Boyfriend No. 2: Didn't you say you were mortal enemies? Boyfriend No. 3: Didn't you say you hated that guy's looks most of all? Yaoguang: "..." Many years later, after completing every mission, the System asks what she wishes for. Yaoguang smiles faintly. "I never want to be anyone's white moonlight again." Theme: If something is fated to be yours, it will be; if it isn't, don't force it.