I Woke Up With Five More Boyfriends

[The story falls apart later, read at your own risk (whispering)] Blurb: Up-and-coming artist Tang Lanting died one day and transmigrated into the body of a wealthy young heir. Before he could even celebrate, he was bound to a Scummy Omega System that ordered him to “follow the plot.” With no way to resist, Tang Lanting had no choice but to cling desperately to the scummy male lead. He willingly endured both physical and emotional abuse, earning the ridicule of bystanders and the sighs of his friends and family. One day, Tang Lanting was sent to the hospital after being caught in the crossfire of the male lead’s enemies. When he woke up, he discovered that the Scummy Omega System had disappeared, replaced by a Playboy System. System: Maintain your role in the plot and win over five targets. Once you succeed, you will regain your freedom. By now, Tang Lanting was sick of being a lovesick lapdog. Only then did he learn that everything around him was part of a melodramatic novel. He planned to pretend he had amnesia as the plot required and find a way to get close to the five targets. But to his surprise, all of them came to him of their own accord, each vying to be his boyfriend. ** After hearing that Tang Lanting had lost his memory, his gentle, caring friend was the first to rush to the hospital. Taking his hand, he said, “Lanlan, you might not remember because of your amnesia, but I’m your boyfriend.” Tang Lanting: ?? Back home, his usually taciturn and domineering adoptive older brother suddenly pinned him against the wall and kissed him fiercely. Tang Lanting struggled in a panic. “Big Brother! I have a boyfriend!” His brother nibbled his earlobe and chuckled. “Looks like you’ve forgotten how we’ve been sneaking around behind your boyfriend’s back.” Tang Lanting: ??? If he weren’t faking his amnesia, he might have believed it! = Seme fragments x beautiful uke The seme is a shameless flirt, the uke is a playboy, and the scummy male lead gets his just deserts. (The scummy male lead isn’t one of the seme fragments. He doesn’t get to be the seme.) The author’s abilities (and IQ) are limited. If you feel uncomfortable, make your escape in time (. ~~ A quick plug for the shameless author’s upcoming novel! "This Secret Identity Must Not Be Exposed" Article ID: 6581990 Blurb: Yu Xueshu is a Platinum author on Qidian. One day, he woke up to find that he had transmigrated to the interstellar era and been bound to a Finish-the-Story-to-Extend-Your-Life System. Yu Xueshu gave a dismissive laugh. “Writing? That’s my old trade. I’m not worried at all.” The System issued a task: Host, draw a genre and publish the first chapter within ten days. Complete the task to earn three extra days of life. Yu Xueshu waved his hand and hit the draw button. But when he saw the prompts he’d drawn, he fell silent: "For a hundred years, the family produced sons and no daughters. At last, they had a girl, and the Federation’s commander was overjoyed: Spoil her! Spoil her rotten!" "The Interstellar God of War Returns: When He Finds His Sister Living in a Doghouse, He Orders 100,000 Troops to Flatten the Desolate Planet" "The Empire’s Great Emperor’s Romance: He Chases, She Runs, Neither Can Escape" Yu Xueshu: …The hand holding my cigarette is trembling slightly.jpg ++ In the interstellar era, human technology advanced rapidly, but entertainment for the mind and spirit was sorely lacking. Then one day, an author named “Qing Zhu Nan Shu” appeared out of nowhere. Everyone who read his work cried out, “My eyes! My eyes!” Soon, eyes became a precious commodity across the Empire and Federation, and countless victims offered huge sums for a pair that had never read his work. The most powerful man in the entire galaxy, Emperor Bartholomew, stared at the novel topping the rankings across the Stellar Net and fell into a deep silence. [Emperor Bartholomew pinned the woman against the wall, eyes red. “Kiss me once, and I’ll give you my life.”] Emperor Bartholomew: …Someone, bring this brilliant author to me. I want to thank him very, very sincerely in person (smiling through clenched teeth.jpg). Yu Xueshu sneezed as he typed, then quietly clutched his secret identity closer. Hmm, who should the next victim be? ++++ Couple: Emperor Bartholomew x Yu Xueshu. It’s probably, possibly, more or less a silly comedy. Theme: Success comes from your own hard work.