How Is My Lack of Popularity Not Your Fault?

Early warning: When the author was young and foolish, I wrote a cult-themed bonus chapter pairing the uke with a supporting character. If that bothers you, please run for the hills now!! Blurb: Chu Yan Yan, a G Station uploader, has been a nobody forever. Since he rarely speaks and focuses on technical content, he's become a strange little oddity among the many gaming-channel uploaders: cool and mysterious, surrounded by endless speculation. Fan A: Could Yan actually be a cute girl? Maybe she's too shy to ever speak, hehe ˋ(°▽,°) Fan B: No! Yan has to be a cute boy! A sharp-tongued, secretly seductive little uke~~ His anime avatar looks cool, but in real life he's probably a tiny, soft little thing ww [Fan A has been muted by the group owner for 10 days] [Fan B has been muted by the group owner for 10 days] After silently muting them, and ignoring their private messages begging forgiveness and pleading to be let out of the penalty box, Cui Yan turned his gaze to the one doing chores behind him, then looked at his own height. After comparing the two in his mind... [Fan B has been muted by the group owner for 30 days] Fan B: QAQ?????? Also known as: #I Want to Succeed on Talent, but You All Insist I Rely on My Ship with Him# #The Secretly Seductive Uploader's Guide to Self-Cultivation# ※※※ ※ One-on-one romance: an airheaded, sweet, innocent, naturally wicked young celebrity paired with a secretly seductive uploader who barely says a word and has a whole lot going on in his head. ※ The author has never been an uploader and doesn't follow celebrities, so many scenes are made up. The logic is dead; everything serves the plot (and the ship), so please don't worry about the details [collapses]. ※ Please don't assume the uploaders in this story are based on real people! Thank you _(:3J∠)_ (The title is a reference to Watamote.) Theme: