[Scissor Seven] Blade Soul

After a car accident, Wu, a goofy young man who can see ghosts, lost his memories. On a trip to search for them, he bought an ancient sword. To his surprise, a spirit was dwelling in the sword. This sword spirit was not only ridiculously powerful, but also knew how to make poisons (dark cuisine). "If you have nowhere else to go, want to live with me?" And so a man and a sword spirit began living together... but life wasn't exactly peaceful. Why is a chicken running a ghost-hunting company? Why have the cat and dog next door fallen in love? Why are strange rumors going around at school? This is not only a rational discussion between pseudoscience and genuine supernatural oddities, but also a story about a sword and its scabbard (crossed out) romance (crossed out)... brotherhood (yeah, right). Someone: "What do you mean, scabbard?" The author, whose mind is full of dirty thoughts, gave a meaningful smile. Someone: "...Seriously, you can make a dirty joke out of anything, can't you?" You can tell from the premise: there are a ton of original concepts here. There are original characters, and the leader in this story isn't the one from the original work. The characters are OOC, so don't expect too much from an author who's not good at writing fanfic or creating characters _(:з"∠)_ The ship is Qiqi with herself. Please check the warnings before reading!!! My writing is at elementary-school level, I have no particular style, and updates depend on my mood. Theme: Just indulging my own peculiar tastes.