[Western Crossover] A Delinquent Biker Won't Meet Red Robin

These are mysterious events said to occur only among teenagers. Hearing someone's thoughts, encountering someone's future, or swapping personalities with someone are all known as Adolescent Syndrome, an urban legend no one believes in.

At least, that's what they say...

Clementine: I thought no one believed in this! What's with you superheroes? I'm a punk, not a therapist!!! Stay away from me!!!

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Question: What's it like to have Adolescent Syndrome?

Red Robin: Ever heard of the never-ending overtime nightmare?

Batgirl: Hey, can I get the number for an exorcist?

Superboy: I really haven't learned shadow clones.

Red Hood: Have I turned invisible today?

Black Sheep: I really can't help getting hurt.

Hit-Girl: Who am I, where am I, and whose body is this?

The Wonder Twins: Hey! I can hear you cursing me in your head! x2

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Clementine Kelly figures that, as a delinquent biker, she might be getting a little too close to the superheroes.

Clementine: No, I need to keep my distance from them.

Three days later, Black Sheep of the Outlaws becomes Red Robin's girlfriend.

Clementine: ???

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1. One-on-one pairing, with Tim Drake

2. Inspired by the Rascal Does Not Dream series

3. I'm a noob, so any out-of-character behavior is on me

4. The worldlines and timelines are a big mishmash and may get confusing, so don't sweat the details

Thesis: When in doubt, quantum mechanics.