[Western Crossover] Online Dating Is Dangerous

Ergoesa Black considers herself a model Auror-in-training, absolutely devoted to her duties and absolutely unwilling to cross the line of the law.

But later, after the umpteenth time she watched her lover and mentally thumped her chest in frustration, she thought:

Online dating is dangerous!

If it weren't for this wretched online romance, how could I have started dating a kid!!!

Her boyfriend Damian Wayne, a little boy three years younger than her: "Hmph."

"The reason online dating is dangerous is that you never know whether there's a person or a dog on the other side of the computer."

"Hey! That's way too much! I'm your girlfriend, after all!"

Damian: "..."

Ergoesa: "...Fine, I'm a cradle robber, I'm a dog. Woof."

#It doesn't matter if online dating is dangerous. I'm a real dog, anyway.#

[Brave hound, I will clasp around your neck a collar bearing my name.]

1. 1v1, paired with Damian Wayne, with an age gap.

2. Includes plot from Harry Potter Book 8, but you don't need to have read it.

3. Any out-of-character behavior is on me.

Theme: The female lead really is a dog.