A Straight-Laced Man Falls for a Straight-Laced Woman

The male lead is devastatingly handsome and has been single since birth. He's been on countless blind dates, but not one has worked out. In a fit of anger, his friend opened his phone and discovered the secret behind his failed dates:

Girl 1: I have to put on makeup for work again tomorrow. What a pain. I wish people could look good without makeup.

Male lead: Some people look good even without makeup.

Girl 1: Aw, don't try to comfort me. /Playful/

Male lead: I mean me.

Girl 1: ...

Girl 2: Someone said today that I'm as fat as a pig. I'm so sad, boohoohoo.

Girl 2: Do you think I'm fat?

Girl 2: You're ignoring me again.

Girl 2: Hmph.

Male lead: Why are you oinking?

Girl 3: Could you be a little sweeter? You're always so stiff.

Male lead: Okay.

Girl 3: ...From now on, say "Okayyy" without a period. It sounds more relaxed. Got it?

Male lead: Okayyy (without a period).

His friend angrily hurled the phone down and pointed at a girl's photo. "This is the last time I'll set you up with someone. If it doesn't work out this time, you'll die alone!"

The male lead loosened his tie and sighed in relief. "Women are so hard to deal with. I'd rather not date."

But later, he fell madly in love with the female lead.

Male lead: That lipstick you're wearing today looks great. /Grinning/

Female lead: I'm not wearing lipstick.

Male lead: But your lips are so red.

Female lead: Oh, I forgot to wipe off the chili oil after eating.

Male lead: ...

Male lead: You got your period. Does it hurt?

Female lead: It hurts. Why?

Male lead: I heard you're supposed to drink brown sugar water when you get your period. I wanted to buy you some...

Female lead: You got your period too?

Male lead: "I just played a game."

Female lead: "666."

Male lead: "Then I ate a super spicy cup of hot chicken noodles."

Female lead: "666."

Male lead: "I'm going to the bathroom."

Female lead: "666."

Male lead: "Could you stop saying 666? Can we use some other words, babe? Something more casual?"

Female lead: "66..."

Male lead: "Hmm?"

Female lead: "All the best?"

Male lead dies.

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