[Highlight: The premise has changed! The author has been through a lot and is no longer in the same frame of mind as before, so I switched to a better version, haha. I promise!]
Blurb:
It's over!!!
Yun Suining woke up to find that he had transmigrated into a cultivation novel where all the main characters died.
In the story, spiritual energy in the cultivation world was dwindling, and the great clans and sects fought over the sole position of Saint, hoping to protect their families in the apocalypse. In the end, during the epic battle between the protagonist and the villain, the already battered cultivation world couldn't withstand the pressure and exploded with a bang.
Poor Yun Suining had transmigrated as the tragic, beautiful, powerful, yet doomed villain's... poisonous, useless vase of a master.
By the time he arrived, the original Yun Suining and the young villain were already sworn enemies, locked in a fight to the death.
But that didn't matter! He's just a villain. As long as Yun Suining doesn't provoke him, clings to his family for support, and keeps his head down, there should be plenty of good times ahead before the story ends... my foot! Why was a useless nobody like him chosen to compete for the position of Saint in a battle where he would either live or die? And he couldn't refuse? Could you people stop being so damn cautious!
With nowhere else to turn, Yun Suining grabbed an unlucky prodigy from his clan, ready to face death, and declared righteously:
"He and I have long since pledged ourselves to each other. If one prospers, we both prosper; if one suffers, we both suffer. If you insist on tearing us apart, we'd rather kill ourselves right here and now!"
The moment he said this, the whole place fell silent. Everyone wore such strange expressions that they seemed to wonder if their ears had stopped working.
Yun Suining turned around in confusion, only to realize that the person he had seized as his last lifeline, with his gloomy features, looked strangely familiar.
The young man's gaze dropped to his sleeve, gripped tightly by Yun Suining, and to Yun Suining's slender fingers trembling against it.
For some reason, the tips of his ears reddened slightly. Then he reminded him calmly, "Master."
Yun Suining's pupils shook with shock.
I'm doomed!
-
Years later, Shen Dan still remembered the moment Yun Suining rushed over and grabbed him tightly.
The fragrance of the beauty reached the young man's chest even before his trembling arms did.
Perhaps it was from that moment that Shen Dan decided to turn this boring world into a place where flowers could grow, and give it to the person he treasured most.
All his life, he had looked down on everyone. He respected no elders, pitied no living beings, coveted no fame or fortune, and sought no immortality.
But when his flower grew frightened and trembled in a corner, too scared to approach him, he suddenly realized how laughably small he was.
He could slay enemies across the four seas with his sword, yet he completely lost his composure before one frail human flower vase.
-
Master, don't cry.
I'll help you with anything you want.
But I can't say anything more comforting, so all I can do is wipe away your tears.
So please, don't cry... okay?
-
Whoosh, whoosh, we've crossed ten thousand mountains, hehe.
A purely spiteful flower-vase master x a purely devoted, self-conscious genius puppy.
A delightful (?) story of getting it on, fighting and killing, then getting it on some more.
Theme: No rainbow without rain. But rainbows don't depend on rain to exist, just as love doesn't depend on hatred.
-
Next book coming soon: The Laid-Back Real Young Master Marries in Place of Someone Else [Book Transmigration]
Beautiful, lazy bottom x violent, overbearing, extremely possessive, slightly crazy top who spoils his wife.
Ye Wen transmigrated into a book.
He became the real young master, a doomed extra forced to marry in place of the fake young master. His intended was the great villain, Li Linyuan, the violently overbearing, obscenely rich eldest son of the Li family, who didn't survive three chapters in the book.
Ye Wen: "There's a deal like that?"
He waved away the family members trying to force him into the wedding car, then climbed in himself. "You don't need to tie me up! I'll marry him!"
That night, Ye Wen sat in the wedding room and was immediately grabbed by the throat by a man so handsome he seemed otherworldly.
Li Linyuan: "Heh. Who gave you the nerve to marry me?"
Looking at the man before him, who was handsome but had only a few days to live and would leave him a massive inheritance, making him a happy, wealthy layabout (widower), Ye Wen wasn't afraid at all. He happily threw himself into the man's arms. "Hubby~ It's my love for you!"
Ye Wen eagerly tried to undress Li Linyuan.
Ye Wen eagerly tried to serve Li Linyuan tea and water.
Ye Wen eagerly offered to scrub and massage Li Linyuan.
Ye Wen eagerly... scared his new husband, Li Linyuan, away. Then he lounged comfortably on a custom-made mattress worth millions, legs crossed, dreaming of the blissful life of a layabout he would enjoy in a few days.
As long as he survived three days, and stayed out of the plot after that, he would be the happiest person in the book!
But...
Three days, a week, and a month passed. Ye Wen looked at the man before him, still full of life, and blinked in confusion. Why was Li Linyuan still alive?
And why was the way he looked at Ye Wen so strange?
Later, Ye Wen was pinned against a floor-to-ceiling window, pregnant, as the man bit his neck without restraint. He trembled all over, sobbing.
This stupid novel lied!
It was bad enough that the villain didn't die, but shouldn't the protagonist bottom be the one who got pregnant?
-
Li Linyuan had suffered from chronic headaches for years and couldn't sleep more than two hours a day. His doctor diagnosed him as near death, so his family, desperate for a solution, found him a male spouse whose birth chart matched his, hoping the marriage would bring him good fortune.
Li Linyuan sneered. He wanted to see who would dare marry him. He would kill anyone who did.
To his surprise, someone actually had the nerve to marry him.
His new little wife looked delicate and soft, with skin as smooth as jade, and only came up to his chin. But he was unexpectedly bold, hugging Li Linyuan as soon as they met and calling him hubby.
His little wife even had the audacity to say he would serve him for life and be his wife forever.
Li Linyuan sneered: Let's see how long you keep that up.
Later...
Li Linyuan pinned Ye Wen against the wall, eyes red, and demanded, "Who were you talking to just now?"
Ye Wen rose on his toes and kissed him. "Hubby, I love you most!"
Li Linyuan gripped Ye Wen by the throat and lowered his eyes to look at his little wife, who was so alluring in every way that he wanted to lock him away where only he could see him. "You'd better mean it, my wife."
"From now on, you're not allowed to smile at other men. Or women, either."
Beautiful, lazy bottom x violent, overbearing, extremely possessive, slightly crazy top who spoils his wife.
There is a size difference.
The bottom really is lazy. If he can sit, he won't stand; if he can lie down, he won't sit. He has no career and is determined to laze around, until in the end he has everything.
Theme: Don't be a little brat, and the family will prosper.