My Online Friend Is a Big Black Cat

- I made an online friend. Even though, when we chat online, I say ten things for every one thing he says, I still think he cares about me.

- I made an online friend. Even though he only replies once for every ten things I say, and that one reply was just to ask whether bank robbers in my world are breaking the law, I know he's doing it to secure a better quality of life for us in the future.

- I made an online friend. Even though he...

- Wait, why are you questioning my professional work? I've told you, treating snake spirits is my specialty. I founded the world's largest sanatorium for heroes helping one another...

- I've had my heart broken. It's not because I make a living by loving myself and he supports his family by killing people.

It's because...

A tearful plea for advice: How can an online romance across different worlds have a happy ending?

Reply below: It can't. I suggest the original poster take their medicine as soon as possible!

P.S. The blurb is in first person; the main text is in third person!

Theme: I fell in love online with Illumi!