[Too laggy, don't come in. I'll write this later]
Shi Yunluo is a top-tier competitive addict, with nothing in her head but the desire to win.
After dying suddenly in an accident, she transmigrates into a restricted novel as a supporting female character. The System requires her to follow the original plot.
Pretty much every plot point she's supposed to follow involves seducing the big bad, seducing the big bad, seducing the big bad... In the end, she fails and gets strangled to death by him.
Shi Yunluo: OK, I'll take a look.
System: [You're useless. The talisman-drawing exam is coming up, so you use asking him to teach you how to draw talismans as an excuse to knock on the big bad Shen Que's door in the middle of the night, dressed in something skimpy...]
Shi Yunluo arrives in Shen Que's room. Her competitive spirit takes over, and she swiftly draws talismans of beginner, intermediate, and advanced grades, then blurts out, “Huh? Why would I need to ask for help with this? Can't anyone do it?”
Shen Que: ?
System: ?
[You spar with Shen Que, deliberately fall into his arms, and rub your soft breasts against his body.]
Shi Yunluo tackles Shen Que to the ground and rubs a soft sword against his body, unable to help saying, “Ah, sorry, I didn't control my strength... But you're not very good at this, are you?”
Shen Que: ?
System: ?
[You and Shen Que encounter a demon beast in heat. You secretly puncture its sex glands, making Shen Que inhale its aphrodisiac, in an attempt to have sex with him.]
Shi Yunluo: “Why don't we both inhale it and see who can last longer?”
Shen Que: ?
System: ?
Watching the plot go completely off the rails, the System finally loses patience: [Is that what you call seduction? That's clearly provocation!]
Shi Yunluo: Huh? Did I do that?
System: ...
It was worried the Host would get strangled to death by the big bad before the plot was even finished.
At last, they reach the final plot point.
[You and Shen Que are trapped in a dead end. The only way out is to improve your cultivation through dual cultivation. You try to force yourself on him, but he turns the tables and kills you...] The System's voice carries a note of relief: [You only have to get strangled to death by the villain. Please don't cause any more trouble. After you die, I'll find you a new body and set you free, and I'll be free too...]
Shi Yunluo is looking forward to it too, but before trying to force herself on the big bad, she decides to discuss it with him first: “Our last match ended in a draw. Why don't we continue the competition in bed?”
Shen Que looks at her. “All right.”
Shi Yunluo: ???
Why isn't this going the way it was supposed to?!
The System too: ???
Great. This plot has completely fallen apart.
Tips:
An adversarial couple, with a goofy comedy tone. All details are as established in the story.
Weibo: Jinjiang Shanhushu. Come find me and say hi~
Theme: As long as you work hard enough, you can definitely win
Are you still writing? ! ! Isn't there an outline? Woohoo, I've only read three chapters and I concluded that this is a good article! ! ! ! ! Please update
Damn it, I just came in and found that two chapters have been updated?
Did you sync ht or po and then it was cleared?
Damn it, it's only three chapters.
Ah ah ah ah tonic, how did I find a new article with only three chapters [crying] [crying]
The writing is so good, why don't you update it more?
I hope the heroine's ex-boyfriend will be fine and not die tragically, hahaha
I have saved a lot of money. Today I saw that the sky was falling.
This is a wonderful article. I got stuck and found that there are only three chapters. Where is the author?
Does the author still update? It's such a shallow pit.
Are you still writing? ! ! Isn't there an outline? Woohoo, I've only read three chapters and I concluded that this is a good article! ! ! ! ! Please update
Damn it, I just came in and found that two chapters have been updated?
Did you sync ht or po and then it was cleared?
Damn it, it's only three chapters.
Ah ah ah ah tonic, how did I find a new article with only three chapters [crying] [crying]
The writing is so good, why don't you update it more?
I hope the heroine's ex-boyfriend will be fine and not die tragically, hahaha
I have saved a lot of money. Today I saw that the sky was falling.
This is a wonderful article. I got stuck and found that there are only three chapters. Where is the author?
Does the author still update? It's such a shallow pit.