Xu Lianqing disguised herself as a man and replaced her elder brother. On her first day in court, the civil and military officials in the court shouted long live.
The system was belatedly arrived at this time.
"This system is called the Green Tea System. If you are in the harem, it will help you become the master of the harem, and your mother will be the best in the world. If you are in a high family, it will help you become the mistress of the house and the champion of house fighting. Are you bound?"
Xu Lianqing: "... Just look at the surrounding environment before speaking."
"..."
"This system has changed the final achievement to: power over the government and the public, and a position that is extremely popular. Do you want to bind it?"
Xu Lianqing: "I'll consider..."
"The binding is successful. Please tell me within ten minutes: unlike me, I only feel sorry for giegie."
Xu Lianqing: "Huh???"
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All the old foxes in the court have discovered that this year's top picks are good everywhere, but they are just like tea, and they always do:
"Unlike me, I only feel sorry for His Majesty."
"I don't want to do anything, I just want to share your Majesty's worries."
"Your Majesty is so kind to me, will other adults be angry if they find out?"
"I don't want to embarrass Your Majesty. Please forgive me. It doesn't matter..."
It is simply insulting to gentlemen!
Your Majesty is also old and confused, and he really just does this.
Later, the old emperor died, the prince succeeded to the throne, and the King of Yan, who Xu Lianqing had never dealt with, successfully rebelled and became a great treasure.
On the first day of King Yan's reign, the old foxes woke up very early, waiting to see Xu Lianqing's jokes.
Sure enough, King Yan struck Xu Lianqing with his first sword: "Master Xu, I heard that..."
"I am guilty."
Before King Yan could finish his words, Xu Lianqing, who had been writing the "Essay on Discussing Yan Ni" the night before, knelt on the ground with a plop:
"It's all my fault that I was too young and mistakenly mistook fish eyes for pearls. Now I realize that everyone else is vulgar, but King Yan is the real beauty."
After finishing speaking, he did not forget to shout: "Long live my emperor, long live, long live."
Old foxes: "..."
I have never seen such a shameless person!
King Yan also fell silent.
This kind of compassion is not only tea, but also makes the bones soft and the whole body soft.
Purpose: To build a harmonious and beautiful modern society