The Girl Will Become King

Frieda had thought nothing could be more outrageous than being both the biggest sponsor of Marine Headquarters and a member of the Pirate King's crew, with a bounty of 320 million berries, nicknamed "Sniff Sniff." But the world is full of all kinds of absurd jokes, and she discovered there really was something even more outrageous. She arrived in Water 7, boarded a pirate ship with an adorable lion's head, and met a straw-hatted boy who claimed he was going to become the Pirate King. Twenty years after the previous Pirate King was executed. Frieda began to wonder if her inability to swim really was because she'd eaten a Devil Fruit. But she'd been through plenty of big events with the previous Pirate King. She wasn't going to panic over something like this, so naturally she settled down on the adorable little lion-headed pirate ship. One day later Frieda: Thanks for the question. I'm in Water 7, currently heading for the New World. Of course I love the adorable little lion-headed pirate ship. It has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that there's a cook aboard, and he's an amazing cook. What? ○J? What Ro○? I don't know any ○J. Don't make things up. As Marine Headquarters' biggest sponsor, how could I possibly have anything to do with pirates? .jpg Content warnings: * An all-character self-insert romance with a Mary Sue heroine, in the literal sense of "all characters." * Extremely, extremely, extremely Mary Sue. A very traditional Mary Sue story, with settings including, but not limited to, a beautiful heroine who captivates the entire Grand Line. * Extreme OOC and melodrama. Completely self-indulgent, very, very self-indulgent, and extremely OOC. * Lots of original worldbuilding, irreverent meme references, and a parallel-world setting. The meme references are especially irreverent. ↑ Those are the warnings for now. I'll add more if I think of any. Core theme: Making money