[Honghuang] Precious Records of a Kitten Taming a Peacock

Kong Xuan sat down to meditate, then woke to find a tiny, unfamiliar creature beside him. Short legs, long fur, no cultivation at all. Apart from being cute, it was useless in every way. Kong Xuan: Don't get in my way. Later, the little creature successfully transformed into human form, blinking a pair of big, watery blue eyes at Kong Xuan. Kong Xuan: ...Well, I suppose you're not entirely useless. Later still, the Celestial Court conducted a poll: Who was the most beautiful person in the Primordial World? A mysterious respondent sent in an answer. Thanks for asking. Of course it's Tangyuan. Kong Xuan and the rest can move aside. (Omitted here: fifty thousand words of praise.) My dear, I've written what you asked for. Can we go back and cultivate together now? Warnings: Basically, it's a story about all the immortals of the Primordial World raising a cat. Kittens are the best! _(:зゝ∠)_ This probably isn't the Primordial World people know. There will be a lot of major changes, for instance, the Three Sovereigns will be women. (Actually, research seems to suggest that women really did hold power in the matriarchal society of that era.) If it's not your cup of tea, feel free to click X~ The heroine is a Ragdoll cat, a useless beauty type. She's gorgeous and soft and cute, and that's all that matters! New story coming soon: [The Seven Heroes] The Kaifeng Prefecture's "Nuwa" After Mu Qiao finished romancing Zhan Zhao in every Seven Heroes game on the market, she was forcibly sent into the world of the Seven Heroes, where she met Lord Zhan, whose personality combined every version of Zhan Zhao she had romanced. At the time, the entire world was in ruins and on the verge of collapse, because it had been mixed with too many games she had romanced characters in. System: Only by keeping Lord Zhan in character and repairing all the world's holes can she return to the real world. Mu Qiao: I'm reporting you to the National Anti-Fraud Center right now, you know! Clearly, reporting it wasn't an option. So, when Kaifeng Prefecture needed a woman to go fishing, Mu Qiao stopped Zhan Zhao, who was about to disguise himself as a woman. I'll do it! When Kaifeng Prefecture needed a cook to save face, Mu Qiao stopped Zhan Zhao, who was about to use Juque to kill a fish. I can do it! When Kaifeng Prefecture needed a human shield to stop Zhan Zhao from getting carried away by love, Mu Qiao held back Zhan Zhao, who was about to run away with the murderer's sister. I can do it! Finally, looking at the world, now almost entirely repaired, Mu Qiao eagerly anticipated returning to her own world. System: Congratulations on completing your mission! You've earned the rare reward of Lord Zhan's favor! Mu Qiao: ...??? After sleeping with Inumaki, I realized I'd been tricked I have a fiance. He's fair-skinned, beautiful, and quiet. He's got no flaws except that he's short. Especially after he pulls down his zipper, the tattoo at the corner of his mouth is so sexy it makes my phantom dick stand at attention! So, eight days after we met, with him agreeing to "pickled mustard greens," I dragged him off to explore life's greatest harmony. But the next day, as I rubbed my sore back and remembered how my fiance kept rubbing that spot last night, saying, "It doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt," I started to wonder if there was something wrong with what I knew about him. Everyone knows Inumaki has a fiancee whose background is a mystery. She's gentle and considerate, and when she smiles, it seems like all of spring is tucked into her dimples. Until, in a battle against a Special Grade Cursed Spirit, people saw Inumaki's fiancee take it down with a kick, a punch, and a sweep... Inumaki smiled and wrote on a piece of paper: My fiancee is gentle and considerate... Everyone: Is there something wrong with what you know about your fiancee? Recommended stories by fellow authors: "Is the Strongest Feeling Fragile Today?" by Zhibai Renjia. One-line summary: Is Gojo, today's bodyguard, still my bro? "Gojo Satoru, Stop Spying on My Phone" by Ye Yu Xi. What's it like when your phone wallpaper comes to life? Theme: Protecting animals is protecting ourselves.