Pre-collection of "I used my keyboard to defuse bombs and shocked Matsuda" and "When I destroyed the winery, I discovered that I was the real wine"
During Rei Fukutani's internship at the police academy, he would see a little girl holding a notebook at almost every case scene. She was mumbling something to the side, and kept jotting down something with her pen. When he got closer and listened, he heard something like "The 101st way to die, choke to death by [beep——]... Ouch, it's a bit disgusting."
Jianggu Ling: "..."
Could it be that this is a member of some evil organization who instigates others to commit murderous crimes, and then comes to the scene to inspect the results and destroy the country he loves?
Just when he was considering whether to handcuff the little girl back to the police for questioning, the little girl looked up at him in surprise.
"Huh? Can you see me?"
As a new member of the Port Mafia, Dazai Guoka needs to undergo training before taking up the job.
One of the more important things is to get used to various types of death methods. Otherwise, it would be very embarrassing to be shocked by the enemy's tragic death methods just after the fight started.
Fortunately, Dazai Guoka's special ability is invisibility, which makes it easier for her to study at various criminal sites.
One day, she was caught!
My sister looks like a female version of Dazai
Da Zai Mei controls the character!
There have been modifications on the timeline, and not all of them follow the original work!
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The author did not do his homework well and does not have a deep understanding of the Japanese police academy, so the police academy in this article follows the domestic four-year system.
Guojia is a homophonic stem, = country.
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[Main Conan] I used the keyboard to defuse bombs and shocked Matsuda
Defuse bombs? Isn't it just pressing E?
This is said by someone who is a fan of gun games but can't actually tell the model of a gun just by looking at it.
Until one day, she brought her keyboard to a world full of eight eggs, and heard a banging sound outside.
This is really a peaceful world, she thought. It's just a bit noisy to people sleeping.
Especially one day when she was playing in the amusement park, she suddenly discovered that there was a bomb on the Ferris wheel.
This makes playing less enjoyable!
So she climbed up angrily, pressed E and defused the bomb!
The handsome cigarette-smoking guy who was already prepared for sacrifice was so frightened that he even dropped his sunglasses.
On this day, all bomb disposal experts in the Metropolitan Police lost their jobs.
My name is Matsuda Jinpei, and I have a good friend named Hagiwara Kenji. He told me that he met a powerful person who used a keyboard to defuse bombs and saved his life. I didn't believe it, and I even thought he was too stressed and his brain was watted.
But when I met this person a few years later, and when I was about to give up bomb defusing and save people, I just used the keyboard to defuse the bomb, and I realized that I had learned how to defuse bombs in vain in the past few years.
How many steps does it take to defuse a bomb?
Matsuda Jinpei: The first priority is to wear protective clothing and build a separation wall...
Heroine: Three steps, find the bomb, press E, dispose of the bomb.
Matsuda Jinpei:? ? ?
When I destroyed the winery, I realized I was the real wine
After time travel, I always thought that I was an undercover agent sent by the Justice League at the winery. To this end, I worked diligently and conscientiously, and was determined to send the real wine from every winery to the prison's real wine display rack, so that the Justice League could be proud of me!
Until one day, an old man with a beer belly said to me very tiredly: My daughter, we don't have many subordinates anymore, and dad can't leave you any inheritance. Don't blame dad.
I:? ? ?
Then a blonde and dark-skinned beauty held my hand and thanked me and said: Thank you, an unknown member of the public, for your cooperation. It was the intelligence you provided us over the years that allowed us to successfully arrest the boss of the black organization!
I:? ? ? ? ?
#I am so diligent and conscientious that I actually took care of my own home? #
#No wonder they didn't complain about me after so much real wine went in. It turns out they didn't dare#
#What does it feel like to steal your own home#
Mission: It is the duty of the police to solve every crime