Coming soon: I Only Want to Marry a Eunuch. The blurb is below this one.
Xue Lingyi was born under an unlucky star, and her bad luck even affected her friends and family. Then she transmigrated into a book and was bound to a System, which tasked her with reforming the story's villain, the eunuch Duan Shuwen.
With her unlucky fate suppressed, Xue Lingyi thumped her chest and promised, "Leave it to me! As long as I don't have bad luck, everything will be fine!"
After failing the mission several times, Xue Lingyi's smile vanished. "System, can we change the task?"
System: The task cannot be changed. Please make use of your strengths and keep up the good work!
And so...
The ministers were once again trying to persuade the emperor to attend court. Duan Shuwen slammed the table in anger. "Those treacherous sycophants dare to upset the emperor? Do they have a death wish?"
He swept to his feet, ready to deal with them right away rather than put it off.
Xue Lingyi quickly deactivated the suppression, and Duan Shuwen immediately tripped on flat ground.
His eyes turned red as he said pitifully, "Lingyi, it hurts so much..."
Xue Lingyi laughed to herself, but put on a look of concern and went to help him up. "Eunuch Duan, let me help you."
But she forgot to suppress her bad luck again, tripped on flat ground herself, and landed right on top of Duan Shuwen.
The impact left him bedridden for at least ten days to half a month.
System: Successfully delayed the murder of a loyal minister. Please keep up the good work!
Duan Shuwen's eyes filled with tears from the pain. "Lingyi, are you all right? Did you hurt yourself when you fell?"
Xue Lingyi looked at him, then at the System, her feelings complicated. "I'm fine, but you don't look so good..."
A historical romance coming soon
I Only Want to Marry a Eunuch
Qiu Zhenmeng had a fiancé when she was young.
When a flood struck their hometown, her fiancé entered the palace and became a eunuch out of desperation.
Now that she was grown, she came to the capital to find him, only to learn that he had made a name for himself and become a powerful eunuch in the Directorate of Palace Attendants.
He had even acquired a fine-sounding name: Wang Congyue.
Qiu Zhenmeng waited a long time at Wang Congyue's private residence before he finally had time to leave the palace.
When she explained why she had come, Wang Congyue merely smiled and said gently, "What does a childhood engagement matter? I'll find you a good family and arrange a marriage for you."
Qiu Zhenmeng anxiously grabbed his hand and asked, "Have you fallen out of love with me?"
The tips of Wang Congyue's ears flushed pink, but his expression remained calm. "I'm a eunuch now. If you stay with me, you won't be able to have children. People will look down on you. What good would it do you?"
Tears welled in Qiu Zhenmeng's eyes. "I don't care about any benefits. I just want my fiancé."
She said, "If you haven't fallen out of love with me, then I've come, and I'm not leaving."
After a long while, Wang Congyue finally said, "If you don't leave today, then even if you want to leave someday, I won't let you go."
After all, he very much wanted the ordinary life of a common household, too.
The male lead is a real eunuch.
Another historical romance, if I have the energy to write two at once
The Years I Switched Souls with the Chief Eunuch
As a princess and the emperor's twin sister, Yang Linghong had lived an absurd life.
Her brother despised women, and the inner official he trusted was greedy. For money, that man persuaded her brother to marry her off to a sickly man as a good-luck bride.
Her sickly husband vomited blood during their wedding vows and fainted as they entered the bridal chamber. For the next three years, she had no idea what a married couple was supposed to do.
Her husband also had a childhood sweetheart, a young cousin, who sneered at her.
A dignified princess had fallen into the dust.
Until one day, she accidentally switched souls with Yan Zhuang, the director of the Eastern Depot.
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Wearing Yan Zhuang's face, Yang Linghong looked at the case files handed to her, utterly at a loss. She was just about to ask her subordinates what to do when someone suddenly kicked open the door. Her own body strode in from outside.
Yan Zhuang leaned close to her ear and said viciously, "Please investigate this case properly, Your Highness. Don't disgrace this servant's name."
Yang Linghong whispered back, "But I don't know the law!"
"This servant knew Your Highness wouldn't, so I brought you something useful."
Yan Zhuang smiled and took out a book of laws as thick as a brick. He set it on the desk and said kindly, "Your Highness, memorize this within three days."
Yang Linghong: "Are you out of your mind?"
Yan Zhuang: "Once Your Highness learns the law, you can also get rid of your husband's family."
Yang Linghong put a hand on the "brick" and promised, "It's only three days. I'll learn it!"
The everyday adventures of a ridiculous princess and a powerful eunuch~
The male lead is a real eunuch.
A quiet recommendation for a girls' love story: In the Apocalypse, I Opened Branches of My Company Around the World, by Jiu Chao Luoyang. If you like girls' love, don't miss it~
Please visit my profile. I want to discuss more stories about eunuchs with everyone!
Theme: Youth without a bit of recklessness isn't youth.
So this book actually has no CP? I was caught off guard. . .
Xue Yadu and Xue Lingyi are not the same person, right?
The author is back, spreading flowers.
Don't worry, little cuties, I'm back!
Sorry, I haven't been online for a while.
Two years later, I had unexplained lethargy again. I tried every means but couldn't get better, so I just let it go and slept an average of 18+ hours a day. So more than 20 days later, I was revived again~~~ I could clearly feel myself getting better! !
I will continue writing articles tomorrow. Thank you all for waiting for me and caring about me! Mmm
Author, how are you? You must be well!
Let the author take a chance on a night out (I didn't stay up late, it was mosquito bites that woke me up)
How is the author? You must be doing well!
Sit back and wait for tomorrow (well-behaved. Jpg)
End? You haven't even let Ling Yi see her thoughts clearly, so you're done? Am I short of dozens of dollars?
So this book actually has no CP? I was caught off guard. . .
Xue Yadu and Xue Lingyi are not the same person, right?
The author is back, spreading flowers.
Don't worry, little cuties, I'm back! Sorry, I haven't been online for a while. Two years later, I had unexplained lethargy again. I tried every means but couldn't get better, so I just let it go and slept an average of 18+ hours a day. So more than 20 days later, I was revived again~~~ I could clearly feel myself getting better! ! I will continue writing articles tomorrow. Thank you all for waiting for me and caring about me! Mmm
Author, how are you? You must be well!
Let the author take a chance on a night out (I didn't stay up late, it was mosquito bites that woke me up)
How is the author? You must be doing well!
Sit back and wait for tomorrow (well-behaved. Jpg)
End? You haven't even let Ling Yi see her thoughts clearly, so you're done? Am I short of dozens of dollars?
To be honest, I don't believe it either