[Crossover] Did the Boss Get Fooled Today?

When Boss Dazai met Izumi Sui, she grabbed him without a word and burst into tears, looking utterly heartbroken. Then, as naturally as could be, she fainted in his arms. The underlings who witnessed the scene spread the story by word of mouth, all saying that he had dumped a stunning beauty. Everyone thought she was madly in love with him. Only he remained clear-headed, unmoved by Izumi Sui's declarations of love. Izumi Sui: I love you. Boss Dazai: ... Izumi Sui: I really love you! Boss Dazai: You little liar. Izumi Sui: I love you. How could that be a lie? Izumi Sui kept saying she loved her beloved, so often over the years that it nearly became a verbal tic. Then she met a young man at the Armed Detective Agency who was also named Dazai Osamu. That was when she realized... she had taken revenge on the wrong person! What the heck, why do you Dazais have to make clones of yourselves? I can't deal with this. I'm out of here. Boss Dazai: Trying to run? Sorry, I won't allow it. Because he had taken every one of her lies for the truth. Reading notes: The characters may be out of character. A sweet romance. Theme: Loving someone for a lifetime.