A Pigeon Spirit's Self-Cultivation

Natsume Reige is a pigeon spirit currently on vacation, working hard to become a writer. But after just a month of serializing her work, she started her inhuman habit of disappearing without a word. Reige (smiling sweetly): Well, I am a pigeon, after all. Her hiatuses are beyond cruel, so her readers come after her in every way they can to demand updates. Money doesn't work. Acting cute gets ignored. Threats and coercion are out of the question, because they don't dare hit her. In the end, they decide to use seduction. Reige: ??? The readers preparing to seduce her are as follows: Number One: A beautiful young man, a bandage-wearing weirdo who loves freedom and himself, and loves suicide even more. Number Two: A beautiful young man, a hat-wearing weirdo who's decisive, pure, cute, and violent. Number Three: A beautiful young man, a white-haired, cotton-candy-loving hedgehog with explosive hair. Number Four: A beautiful young man, a gloomy, irritable piece of human garbage who can't be exposed to sunlight. Number Five: A beautiful young man, a handsome, expressionless nail-weirdo who's good at disguises (and so on). When these readers all gather together and discover that they're not the only ones Reige has tricked with her many excuses for vanishing and delaying updates... "I'm not good enough, that's why your gaze lingered on ( )." "Has your conscience been eaten by a dog, Reige?" "Huh, you heartless woman." "You actually befriend trash like this?" "Are your muscles sore? Let me stick you with a few needles. Then keep updating and make some money." Reige: Sorry, I'm just a heartless tool pigeon :) Natsume Reige's ability: Peace Under Heaven, All Things at Rest. It forcibly disarms its targets. While the ability is active, no unusual powers can be used. It also calms the targets and brings peace to the world over a wide area. Reader's guide: 1. Thanks to my friend Shan for revising the blurb. 2. The characters are OOC. Completed next story: [Crossover] The Cat Mansion Book of Friends Ye Chonglai As an unparalleled beauty, Cat Mansion's Xiao Hei has countless people wanting to lock him up. And this peerless beauty seems to have an impressive background. Port Mafia: The never-before-seen Fifth Executive. Demon Slayer Corps: The First Pillar, whose name is recorded in history. Vongola: The long-vanished Outside Advisor. The distillery: The mysterious number two, codenamed Baijiu. One Book of Friends summons an army to protect him: Some hat rack: Sit still and don't move. I'll take care of everything for you! Some dog demon: Humans should act like humans. Wait here; I'll deal with it. Some demon god: Who wants a one-way trip to the afterlife? Some nail-weirdo: I'll kill for money, and I don't give discounts. Some yin-yang master: What an interesting world. Cat Mansion: It's not my fault my charm is maxed out. Blame your weak resistance. Forum: What do you think of raising a young girl like Hikaru Genji? Cat Mansion: Thanks for asking. As Hikaru Genji's reincarnation, I'm now being raised by all sorts of people. I've come to understand that the sins I committed in my past life are being repaid in this one. I liked girls in my past life, and I still like girls in this one, but now no girls like me. Am I not handsome enough? Recommended completed story by a friend: "Don't Use Fake Photos for Online Dating" by Jing Yun. In a word: Online dating can go wrong. The love interest is the hat rack. Ongoing stories: "The Golden King's Daily Theatrics" by Yu Qingxia. In a word: I'm such a benevolent Golden King (not really). Don't come near me if you're here to cause trouble. "Love in a Parallel World Has Nothing to Do with Me" by Yi Fu. In a word: They all say they're my boyfriends. "[Crossover] After My Affection Rating Recovered" by Xianwei Ningmeng. In a word: Affection earned through one's own efforts won't go wrong. "Will the Big Bad Dream of Little Butterflies? [Crossover]" by Hua Qianqian. In a word: A corruption-inducing machine with no idea what it's doing. Upcoming stories: "[Crossover] After the Former Port Mafia Executive Picked a Fight with Me" by Jiangbing Xiaochaoren. In a word: My ex-boyfriend, the bandage weirdo, turned into a cat! What a thrill! "What's Wrong with My World After I Became the Demon King? [Crossover]" by Hao Da Yi Tiao Mao. In a word: I'm in love with you. "My Rich CEO Ex-Boyfriend 'Becomes a Dad'" by Bai Lanshi Jijin. In a word: It's really good. A groveling-to-win-her-back story. Chicken Essence's upcoming novel, guaranteed to deliver! Theme: A world united as one.