Does This Move Make a Squirrel Eat Sunflower Seeds?

Su Mo had only just transmigrated and hadn't had time to adjust to her new surroundings when she heard a few faint knocks at the door. She wondered how to deal with it, then opened the door and found nobody there. A little squirrel in a yellow vest tugged at Su Mo's pant leg. "Hello! Your Squirrel Brand sunflower seeds have arrived. I shelled them myself! Please leave us a five-star review! (/ω\)" On TV, today's trending news included an underground cat massage parlor shut down for operating without a license, frequent safety incidents involving kangaroo delivery workers, and a suspicious case involving raccoon employees who washed dishes for twenty hours a day and claimed it was voluntary. · As a former award-winning headhunter, Su Mo munched on sunflower seeds and felt how complicated the job market had become. She considered changing careers. Then she looked at the fluffy giant pandas, red pandas, and parrots who had come to her looking for work. Su Mo gave one client a good rub and thought, "Actually, this line of work isn't bad." Future superstar, famous mukbang blogger, and crosstalk artist: "You've finished petting us, so now you have to give us jobs!" (:з"∠)_ ※※※※This is what I'll write next※※※※ ※My Dog Ascended Before I Did※ · #WhatDoIFDoNowThatMyDogAscendedBeforeMeAndGotPossessedByAnUnknownImmortal #ThanksForAskingImThatImmortalAndIDidntExpectTheStrongestBeingInTheLowerRealmToBeADog #OnePersonAndOneDogAtTheStartOneSlashToMaxLevelExceptTheDogIsTheOneAtMaxLevel · Bai Lian had spent two hundred years in the cultivation world without ever managing to ascend. At long last, she finally faced her tribulation, but the lightning didn't strike her. It struck the husky who had transmigrated with her. · The dog was still a silly dog, but now it was a rogue immortal, instantly becoming a revered guest of the sect. Its status and destructive power were on an entirely different level. Bai Lian worried herself sick over the sect's canine guest every day. Bai Lian: "Guys, this is a husky immortal! I've got it so rough!" · Then one day, Bai Lian realized her dog had changed. It stopped ripping up the house, biting magical artifacts, and tearing apart talismans. It had even become well-mannered, and its intelligence had made a huge leap. It had even stopped liking bones. · After ascending as the ruler of the demon realm, Chang Chu unexpectedly received a message from the lower realm. She went down to investigate, but when she opened her eyes, she had landed in a dog's body, happily gnawing on a bone. Chang Chu: "..." Theme: Protect animals