About Me and My Ridiculous Demon Roommate

The story is complete. Welcome, everyone stopping by, and please leave a rating in the bottom right if you bought the whole story, angels OVO This cover was provided by the lovely reader Mo Ran Fan Wu. Thank you to the amazing artist for drawing such a delicious demon lady! Blurb: An angel gets a text from his roommate while at work. [Through me you enter the city of endless pain, through me you enter the pit of eternal misery, through me you join the ranks of the eternally damned.] He fell silent for a moment, then went back to work. Three minutes later, his roommate called. “Hey, you bastard angel, are you just going to watch me die?” “I can't understand your text. Please speak like a normal person.” “The eggs at the supermarket downstairs are on sale! I can't carry them all by myself, get down here and help, you bastard!” his demon roommate roared. “You speak like a normal person! Your whole family speaks like normal people!” “Oh.” “...I'll make you tamagoyaki for dinner. Get down here and help.” “On my way.” Happy ending guaranteed. Supernatural elements. The angels and demons in this story have nothing to do with actual Hebrew mythology. Some famous figures, such as Gabriel and Satan, are reimagined here. This isn't fanfiction. Figures from all sorts of myths and legends make appearances, but the plot and setting are original. There may be unconventional portrayals, like Yahweh picking his toes while gaming. So if you want to see Jesus sniffing stockings and Satan doing the horse-riding dance, come on in. The quote in [] above, “Through me you enter the city of boundless pain...” is from Dante's Divine Comedy: Inferno. If that all sounds good, let's begin. Visit the author's page for completed romance novels: “I Save the World with My Instincts Every Time” #a match made in heaven, two crazy spouses doting on each other# Completed healing story: “Revenge Isn't as Fun as Raising a Kid” #how do I get along with an anime-detective-style, shrinking-and-growing megalomaniac?# Completed marriage story: “The Measure Word for My Wife Is ‘One’” #married life with an incredibly lucky kitty and an unlucky, trashy demon# Completed long-form enemies-to-lovers story: “A Showcase of Baffling Mage Behavior” #a journey of childish bickering between mages who are enemies in name and lovers in truth# Completed story about a mentally ill couple: “Did My Pain-in-the-Neck Boss Cause Trouble Today?” #the work schedule of an abnormal pair of mentally ill superiors and subordinates# Completed family-of-three slice-of-life story: “After My Beautiful Wife Came Back to Life, Following Our New-Concept Widowed Parenting” #what should I do about Mom going wild after Dad died?# Please add “No, I Don't Want This Dark Brother Substitute” to your reading list! Theme: A silly Western fantasy, happiness for you, me, and everyone