[R27] Your Damn Tenderness

Sawada Tsunayoshi, a renowned mafia boss in Italy, finally runs away from home after the thousand-and-first time he's been driven mad by the demolition-level exploits of his human wrecking crew. Only, the new friends he makes where he ends up seem a little different somehow. Like the disciplinary committee chairman, who is vicious enough to kill you with a single baton swing, but turns all shy and blushy in front of Su. Or that rebellious, kufufu-loving Rokudo Mukuro, who destroyed the world for her and then remade it. Then there's Yamamoto, who got the yandere-and-imprisonment-for-love route; Gokudera, whose love is as great as the volume of his anguished screams; and the eldest brother, who'd even abandon Kyoko for love. It seems the human wrecking crew have been infected with some strange Mary Sue virus. Only the boss's Zero Point Breakthrough can calm them down. After witnessing the Guardians in all their bizarre forms, the only survivor seems to be their former tutor. As expected of a mature and dependable Italian man. Sawada Tsunayoshi's gaze grew ever gentler. Until... "Hah, man. Are you trying to ensnare me in a web of tenderness?" "You've successfully caught my attention." * Blurb pending revision. Idea saved on April 7. R27. Crackfic. Theme: Tenderness