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[Upcoming novel: "There's Something Very Wrong with the Capital". Scroll down to the bottom for the blurb.]
#Broke Sword Cultivator Chatting Away Online# #Ridiculous Cultivation, Boundless Magic# #Maybe You Don't Have a Wife, But I Do#
Rong Zhao was not only the greatest cultivator in the Xiaoyao Realm, she also took first place as the person everyone least wanted to deal with.
In other words, the degree to which she couldn't be relied upon was directly proportional to her cultivation level.
After all, what kind of sword cultivator travels all over the world looking for ingredients, then happily invites a demonic cultivator to join her for hot pot?
And that wasn't all. After this "renowned" sword cultivator brought home a man, she only got worse.
If she could sit, she wouldn't stand; if she could lie down, she wouldn't sit. Even when she had no choice but to stand, she would absolutely lean on that man. What kind of behavior is that supposed to be?!
One day, the Xiaoyao Realm's sky collapsed, and a divine envoy fell from above. He told everyone that if the Heaven-Chosen One ascended on the appointed day, the world could be saved.
And as for who that Heaven-Chosen One was, the divine envoy pointed into a corner.
Everyone peered at the two oddballs in the corner, one pinching the other's waist while the other pressed down on their head, and thought, Maybe Heaven really does want the Xiaoyao Realm destroyed.
As for Rong Zhao herself, she was leaning bonelessly against Ye Xunzhou. To everyone's utter astonishment, she beat the divine envoy to a pulp and then refused to ascend. The people of the Xiaoyao Realm: Wait, what kind of grudge could you possibly have against him?
★ A lazy, sarcastic heroine who'd rather lounge around × a self-important, charmingly ridiculous hero
★ The heroine refuses to ascend because she has another solution, not because she cares nothing for the lives of everyone in the realm
★ The blurb's main hook comes later, probably in volume two www
[Upcoming novel blurb: "There's Something Very Wrong with the Capital"]
Bai Shu Qiu, a hardcore completionist who collects everything, was stabbed in the back by a game and spent six months grinding to fill in the entire bestiary, only to have it all wiped.
After sending the developers a thousand-character message full of colorful insults, Bai Shu Qiu "calmly" opened the game again.
But things didn't go as planned. She got off to a bad start: when she created a character, she randomly became a sickly young lady in the capital!
[System Notice: Your current health is dangerously low. Time remaining: 2:00:00]
[Please complete a task as soon as possible to obtain a life-restoring potion.]
With nothing to her name and no time to even read her character's backstory, Bai Shu Qiu thought: ...What the heck did this garbage game add in its update?!
Forced into the game, Bai Shu Qiu could only trudge through her tasks, hoping to keep herself alive.
Then a teammate dropped out of the sky, swearing to protect her. One look at the affection meter showed 100.
She had no idea where this sky-high affection came from, given that they'd never met, but...
High attack, high defense, and automatic health regeneration. A tool this useful would be wasted if she didn't put it to work. She recruited him!
Later, watching her teammate grow more and more familiar with her, to the point of offering himself as her lover, Bai Shu Qiu broke down and said, "I recruited you for my team, not to share my bed."
Her teammate asked, "What's the difference?"
There's a world of difference, okay?!
★ My own take on game mechanics.
★ An alternate world, very, very alternate.
Theme: When prosperous, help the world; when struggling, keep yourself virtuous.
After the Angsty Novel's Heroine Took Up Her Sword
The Eldest Legitimate Sister Is Hard to Imprison
There's Something Very Wrong with This Capital
I Conquered the Capital by Selling Secrets
I Fled After Becoming the Male Lead's White Moonlight
The Mirror of Wind and Moon
The Grand Tutor Wants to Be a Layabout Today Too
On the Possibility of a Fish Turning Over
After the Max-Level Big Shot's Account Was Deleted
Those who saw it were sad, those who heard it shed tears, and they cursed the official 800 times. Click on "There is a Big Problem in This Capital" to watch Bai Shuqiu, a hardcore collecting player, was brutally stabbed in the back by the game and his entire illustrated book that he had been working on for half a year was turned into ashes. In response, Bai Shuqiu opened the game again "calmly" after sending a thousand-word poem to the official. However, things went against her expectations. She got off to a bad start. She created a character and randomly became a sick young lady in the capital! [Warm reminder from the system, your current health value is too low, remaining survival time: 2:00:00] [Please complete the task as soon as possible to obtain life supplements. Bai Shuqiu, who had nothing and didn't even have time to read the character's background story: ... What the hell did you update for this rubbish game? Bai Shuqiu, who was forced to enter the game, could only complete the task in disgrace, hoping to save his life. However, a teammate came from the sky and vowed to protect her. After another look at her favorability score, it was 100. Although she didn't understand where someone she had never met could get such a high degree of favorability, but... High attack, high defense, automatic blood regeneration, such a useful tool if you don't need it, just take it away! Later, looking at his teammates who were getting more and more familiar with each other and even recommending themselves for a pillow seat, Bai Shuqiu broke down and said: I am recruiting you to the team, not to the curtain. Teammates asked: Aren't they all the same? It's obviously different everywhere! ★I stream game settings. ★Empty, very empty.
Master, master... Ah, it smells like old times
Nice! I want to watch the extra episode~
Hug(??ω??)??
Does the male protagonist like the female protagonist now?
This Golden Bell Fairy is quite unreasonable. I don't want to see the heroine's senior brother's entanglement with her at all. I hope that the senior brother will be beautiful alone.
I'm a little confused. Did Ning Lanyue get Ning Lanyue during the fifty years when Qin Shifeng was recovering from his injuries? Then why did she know Ye Xunzhou? Wasn't Ye Xunzhou in the Demon Breaking Court for the past fifty years? If she knew Ye Xunzhou, she should also know Qin Shifeng, right?
Very beautiful, It just doesn't have a strong sense of picture. Many places even need to be looked at carefully several times to associate with the specific picture, which seems a bit dull. Come on(???_??)?!
I like Jun Bu Forget and want to read the story between him and Zhao Zhao?ω?
... It's amazing, so orange in the orange