Reborn as a Starship

The main story is complete, but the extras are ongoing.

Prequel to the Reborn series, "Reborn as a Planet." The synopsis is at the end.

Synopsis:

I was reborn as a starship.

The smallest, shabbiest ant-class ship, abandoned at the edge of a black hole in the Sagittarius constellation.

Out of "kindness," I rescued a passing space pirate captain.

Through a twist of fate, I was brought back to Earth.

Thanks to the logo on my hull,

I escaped being taken apart and sold for scrap.

By "disguising myself" and "playing dumb," I became a training ship at a recruit camp.

Though I have to use all my wits to deal with a bunch of rookie recruits,

at least I can settle down and enjoy a quiet retirement here...

Besides, the young lady who maintains me is so "cute" (crossed out) pitiful, nobody loves her.

She says I have to behave in front of other people

and pretend to be an ordinary AI,

or I'll be sent to the Academy of Sciences to "retire."

But I never expected to stand out in a competition I should've stayed out of...

Who? A general? Some old geezer?

The most eligible bachelor in the galaxy?

Why did he leave behind a whole crowd of beautiful women and start summoning me every night?

Keeping him company and sleeping with him are one thing.

Being used as a human stand-in and made to watch him pleasure himself, fine, I'll put up with it and consider it a free movie.

But I can actually feel what he feels.

No, I can't take it anymore... I have to escape!

Content warnings: Younger top, double-standard, secretly flirtatious general top VS childish, sharp-tongued, anti-machine bottom.

Victim 1: I'll never casually pick a starship out of a garbage can again!

Victim 2: I'll never again have a negotiation this utterly humiliating with an AI!

Next story: "Reborn as a Planet"

I woke up reborn on a ghost ship.

There was nothing on board except fields full of King's Clover.

Was this... some kind of joke?

Luckily, the Exploration ship passed by and rescued me.

But then I was forced to accompany them to a planet to collect a kind of energy called Hongmeng.

When we landed, nine moons suddenly began moving in reverse orbits, aligning in a row.

Half the people on the starship were lost.

One strange thing after another kept happening.

"What! I'm actually this planet! Then what's with the nine moons aligning?"

"They were lining up to welcome you!"

"Then what about the earthquakes and landslides?"

"They were happy."

"What about those man-eating monsters?"

"They were fighting over who got to be your pet!"

"Then why has all the Hongmeng on the planet disappeared?"

"That's because... your man got angry. You came back... how could he not be angry?"

"Hey! Hongmeng!"

"What is it?"

"I'm a little short on cash lately!"

"And?"

"Get mad!"

"..."

"What would it take to make you angry?"

"You leave halfway through doing something nice."

"Then what are we waiting for? Let's do it!" Huh? Wait, did I just fall into a trap?

Content warning: Devoted top VS a planet bottom who argues with the whole world.

My upcoming story: "If the God of Misfortune Had a Spring"

The heavenly realm and the human world are worlds apart,

but he is the one thing the human and heavenly races have in common.

Everyone hates him like a rat crossing the street.

His official CP, the God of Plagues,

never lasts ten thousand years in the job.

But he's a model worker in the heavenly realm,

faithfully serving as the God of Misfortune for well over a hundred thousand years.

During an assignment in the human world, he kindly

rescued a boy.

But the boy touched his hand

and suffered a lifetime of bad luck.

Years later, the boy ascended to the heavens.

Though his future was bright, he insisted on becoming the God of Plagues.

And so the two traveled together for many years.

Then, during one assignment, the God of Misfortune was taken by the God of Plagues...

And then! Both the human and heavenly realms went into chaos.

God of Good Fortune: Where are my merits?!

Boy Attendant: Boss... all the human offerings and incense went to the God of Misfortune!

God of Good Fortune: What on earth are they praying for?!

Waiter: Boss, why are you still worshipping the God of Wealth?

Tavern Owner: I'm running a business. Who else should I worship?

Waiter: The God of Misfortune!

Tavern Owner: Are you sure you're not reinforcements sent by the Monkey King?

Theme: If you fail, start over