No
Oh my god
Hello, everyone
I'm going to die
But there's a story
○●I want to tell●○
My name is Di Yuan Yayoi.
My ex-husband was Dazai Osamu.
My current husband is Nakahara Chuya.
I thought my ex-husband had killed himself because he couldn't bear the burden of all his debts, which was why he left me all the bills. After paying them off, I went to great lengths to find a short, rich, handsome man to spend my life with. I thought Chuya had money, a stable job, and the favor of his superiors, so he definitely wouldn't kill himself. Even if he did leave me, he'd leave me a huge inheritance, not a pile of bills.
But
I was so stupid, really. I knew I had to find someone good, but it never occurred to me that my ex-husband hadn't died at all. Now he's blowing up my current husband's house and car every day. If this keeps up, what if Chuya's assets get blown to bits and he gets killed too? Then I'll be saddled with a huge debt all over again. Is there any way I can avoid paying it?
"Yayoi-chan, let's go home. We're still married, you know~~ Shorty, butting into someone else's marriage is a sin. The other woman always gets what's coming to her~" My ex-husband waved the marriage certificate and ran his hand over my head, looking pleased with himself.
I've got it. "Is this the police? I want to turn myself in. Yes, I committed bigamy."
"You damn mackerel!" As they bickered, I smiled peacefully.
Wonderful. Now that the marriage doesn't count, I won't have to take responsibility for our joint debts. Dazai Osamu can pay me back for the debts I paid off for him, too.
I even made a profit.
So I happily went to prison.
But a few months later, I realized all my money was gone again, and...
2020.3.25
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