[Bungo Stray Dogs] She Is in the City of No One

1

After picking up a scheming boyfriend and an angelic daughter (?), Furuhata Akane decided to put her shattered life back together.

Dazai: I'll graciously be your boyfriend.

Furuhata Akane: No, you're the daughter. Kyoka has more boyfriend energy than you.

Dazai: ?

2

Where does your boyfriend work?

He quit the Port Mafia. Now he works at the Armed Detective Agency. It's stable and safe, and he can meet people from all walks of life.

Where does your child go to school?

Hope's Peak Academy, a school only the best and brightest in the country can attend.

Where do you work?

Ouran High School, where we train magical monkey catfish.

???

3

Osamu Dazai wandered into a city. There, he met a person of such beauty that, whenever they attempted a double suicide, they would throw him off first, then leave on their own.

Fake blurb:

Everything I'm doing now is only out of curiosity.

The world is a blank slate. Curiosity is like a tiny black speck appearing in an endless field of snow. Even the cleverest person will rush toward it, no matter the cost.

"Akane, run," I said. "They'll hunt you down forever."

At the same time, my heart said:

Akane, don't leave me.

1. Primarily a Bungo Stray Dogs story. You'll enjoy it more if you've seen Cute High Earth Defense Club LOVE! and Danganronpa. The timeline has been heavily altered.

2. The main pairing is Osamu Dazai. The main plot is serious, but overall it's still a lighthearted daily-life story.

3. All characters who share names with writers are from Bungo Stray Dogs and are unrelated to real people.

Theme: Everyone has to face their memories sooner or later. Erasing them is no lasting solution. Make peace with the past, then move on with a lighter heart.