I Am That Panda

(Classes have started, so updates will be moved to the evening. If there are no classes in the afternoon, they will be updated earlier) Yanhuang Office parachuted a director down. Everyone was initially dissatisfied, but after hearing the director's self-introduction, they all knelt down. Zhuheng: I am Zhuheng, my real body is a panda, the Chinese scientific name is giant panda. He became a spirit before the founding of the People's Republic of China, and his greatest achievement was participating in the Wilderness of Zhuolu. Zhu Heng: But that day, I didn't go to the battlefield, so Chi You can't blame me if he loses, don't blame me! ! ! Everyone: Yes, yes, you are right! Do you think this side needs a basin of milk or young bamboo shoots? Zhu Heng: = = I want Wangzi Monsters are rampant in the world, and gods and demons are coming to the world one after another, making mortals unbearable to worry about. Xiong, no, Director Zhu said: Don't panic, when I finish drinking this cup of milk, I will shoot them to death. A certain director: If you go against me, you will be locked up if you lose. If you win, you may be locked up for a few more years (*￣￣) Little fairies from all walks of life: shivering GIF —— As a descendant of the Yellow Emperor, deputy director Lu Ciqing said he was a little panicked and even wanted to post a post. #Ask: The big monster defeated by my ancestors has become my immediate boss. How can I break it? # Lotus Root Essence: Don't panic when something happens, take out your phone and send a message to Moments. Three Eyes: Send me a high-resolution photo and I'll help you see what kind of monster it is. The dead Taoist friend will not die, the poor Taoist: Don't panic, my Taoist friend, tell me what kind of big monster it is, and let the poor Taoist help you solve your problems. "…………" Qingchi: # director eats bamboo # # director bask in the sun # All the gods: Slip away, this monster doesn't dare to be beaten, otherwise he will go to jail. The sexy three-headed body is fucked with sex There are mountains of fictitious private buildings, including all kinds of gods, bosses, monsters and ghosts. Don't be surprised if any boss appears~ (Happy cookie, made up at random, just to make you laugh~) · Completed essay "The school boy is too good" and "I'm used to it, I can't get up" Pre-collection of the article "I am doing evaluation in Horror Survival" Because of a small accident, Zhuo Chengxiao accidentally stepped onto the train of survival and entered a familiar yet unfamiliar world. Survival 101: Welcome to Survival 2.0, Where we will... Hey, do you have any more questions? Zhuo Chengxiao, who has just finished level 1.0: Excuse me, are you here to come to me for evaluation? ? ? When others earn more points in order to survive, they close their eyes and pray that the system can give them a higher rating. And the system is begging someone to rate him higher. Survival Sweetie: Dear, please rate this survival experience well! Zhuo Chengxiao: Three points, no more. Survival Sweetie: Okay, thank you for your review QAQ Copywriting 2 Yan Fengzhao unexpectedly came to this "survival game" where he needed to accumulate enough points to return to his original world. Just when he fell in love with a kid in school uniform and planned to try his best to take him home with him, he suddenly discovered that this kid was better at playing than him! Zhuo Cheng smiled and made all kinds of noises, my brother was protecting me. He turned around and pulled off the NPC's belt, using it as a rope to tie up other NPCs. Yan Fengzhao: Please give me back my little cutie! Zhuo Chengxiao: I am my brother's cutie! Mingsao full-level boss is attacked by X with ruthless hands and black menace Two big guys are having sex with each other, going through the level in an outing style~ Intention: All things are equal, there is no distinction between high and low