(Shadiao happy campus article, updated around 12 noon, I will ask for leave if I have something to do. Happy reading, happy life!) Pre-receipt of the article "I am that panda"
After waking up from the soul piercing, Cheng Tiao found that he had become famous. When he knew what happened during the time he was pierced, he felt as if he had eight hundred dogs in his heart.
He is an innocent single guy at heart, and he even had the cupboard door kicked open while he was being penetrated, and was then made to have sex three times in a row.
Cheng Tiao: If you want to live a decent life, you must have some green on your head (I'm so angry, but I still have to keep smiling. Jip)
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As soon as Lin Jian started school, she learned that the famous God of Greening was going to be her classmate.
He had expected a lot, but he never expected that the other party would be an outstanding person who drank a lot of alcohol before class and drank hard after class.
His former self: Jump~ You swear to me, if you fall in love with me, you will be my son. Otherwise, I really don't trust you!
Cheng Tiao (confused):? ? ?
Later he: Ba Ba, let's fall in love Ba Ba!
Cheng BaBa: I'm sorry, even though I drank and got a tattoo and recognized my godfather, I'm still a good boy and I don't fall in love prematurely!
Ming Sao's combat power exploded and she was attacked by X's silly Zhen Xiang Xue Shen
This is a story about how everyone thought I was the school bully, but actually I just wanted to be the school bastard~
PS: Shou was "replaced" before, but she is still an innocent single dog in essence.
And, this is a fictitious and privately designed sweet cookie.
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Pre-released article "I am the Panda"
This article is also known as "The Blame I've Beared for Many Years" (Happy little cookie, made up randomly, Bo Jun smiled~)
Yanhuang Office parachuted a director down. Everyone was initially dissatisfied, but after hearing the director's self-introduction, they all knelt down.
Zhuheng: I am Zhuheng, my real body is a panda, the Chinese scientific name is giant panda. He became a spirit before the founding of the People's Republic of China, and his greatest achievement was participating in the Wilderness of Zhuolu.
Zhu Heng: But that day, I didn't go to the battlefield, so Chi You can't blame me if he loses, don't blame me! ! !
Everyone: Yes, yes, you are right! Do you think this side needs a basin of milk or young bamboo shoots?
Zhu Heng: = = Want Wangzi
Monsters are rampant in the world, and gods and demons are coming to the world one after another, making mortals unbearable to worry about.
Xiong, no, Director Zhu said: Don't panic, when I finish drinking this cup of milk, I will shoot them to death.
A certain director: If you go against me, you will be locked up if you lose. If you win, you may be locked up for a few more years (* ̄ ̄)
Little fairies from all walks of life: shivering GIF
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As a descendant of Emperor Yan, the deputy director Lu Ciqing said he was a little panicked and even wanted to post a post.
#Ask: The big monster defeated by my ancestors has become my immediate boss. How can I break it? #
Lotus Root Essence: Don't panic when something happens, take out your phone and send a message to Moments.
Three Eyes: Send me a high-resolution photo and I'll help you see what kind of monster it is.
The dead Taoist friend will not die, the poor Taoist: Don't panic, my Taoist friend, tell me what kind of big monster it is, and let the poor Taoist help you solve your problems.
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Qingchi: # director eats bamboo # # director bask in the sun #
All the gods: Slip away, this monster doesn't dare to be beaten, otherwise he will go to jail.
The Buddhist type with explosive fighting power is constantly attacked by a man with a paralyzed face, a dull face, and a full of drama on the inside.
It's an imaginary private setting, containing all kinds of gods, bosses, monsters and ghosts. Don't be surprised if any boss appears~
Intention: Study hard and make progress every day
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The grassroots have lost a cheap labor force, but college students have welcomed another kind new teacher!
The grassroots have lost a cheap labor force, but college students have welcomed another kind new teacher!