Fellow Taoist, Don't Touch Me!

Question: In the world of cultivation, how do you survive when there are cheaters everywhere? Qin An: I'd better go back to my hometown to raise koi! While he was practicing seriously and hard, his friend who had come to drink tea and play with birds in the morning suddenly realized a breakthrough in his life on the spot, and thunder rolled down and hit him in the face while he was watching the theater at the foot of the mountain. When he finally met the old man who gave him a secret magical treasure, he found that he had no use for the weapon he gave him, so he could only hand it to a good friend beside him with gritted teeth and tears. Just when a mysterious god taught him spiritual power hidden in the ring he got, Qin An felt that he had finally come to the end of his hardships. He was about to reach the top of his life and marry his handsome brother, only to realize that this guy was a demon king who could destroy the world. Qin An: Damn, God is trying to play tricks on me! Qin An's vicissitudes of life: I once thought that even if I was not the protagonist, I could still be a second actor. I never expected that the requirements for cannon fodder are so high these days. Innocent and cold attack PS: This is a funny and non-serious cultivation article~ The title of the article has been changed again, so I changed the cover again~ Thanks to my friend for making the cover for me, it's super awesome! ! Completed Salted Egg Cookie "He is always arrogant"~ The pre-received sand sculpture text "I'm used to it, I can't get up!" Ren Yang was detained on the Emperor Star for driving without a license. In order to get a driver's license, he had to stay on the Emperor Star and get a bachelor's degree first. Half a year later, Ren Yang fell into a sudden pheromone disorder, and the burst of Alpha pheromones caused the entire dormitory to explode. The roommate who used to be gentle and cute to him (cold): I treat you as a good sister, but you actually pretend to want to have sex with me! Ren Yang, who was almost beaten to death on the spot (QAQ): I'm not, I'm really a 0me... Ah!!! The next day, Ren Yang, who was bruised and swollen, took the gender test report form that said "Second gender change to Alpha" and fell into deep doubts about life. Is there any other operation like this? I was promised to be a gentle, sweet, delicate and beautiful woman! The new roommate Si Yuanfang is a straight A in the universe, and he looks down on Ren Yang, who has a gentle and soft appearance. Si Yuanfang: How can there be an Alpha here? This guy didn't watch some shitty eight o'clock show to pretend to be an Alpha, right? Even if I jumped from the 18th floor and let the mecha chase him over my head, I would never like an Alpha like Ren Yang! Then one day, Si Yuanfang, who had experienced sexual orientation from straight to straight and then straight again, smelled a certain sweet o pheromone from Ren Yang's collar, and became furious. Si Yuanfang: Which shameless goblin left pheromones on you? Ren Yang: This is me—— Si Yuanfang: It just smells so good. Once you smell it, you can tell it's not a serious Omega! Ren Yang: ......... #Piao is looking for an imaginary enemy every day, but that little goblin is still me# Intention: