The Buddha Lord's Concubine Wants to Cultivate Immortality

Shi Ran died in a paragliding accident and transmigrated to a country that never existed in modern history, becoming the seventh concubine of the great general known as the Buddha Lord.

At first, Shi Ran just wanted to stay alive and leave everything else to fate. But who could have guessed that the Buddha Lord was sick, and seriously so?

Chu Yanyu, the Buddha Lord who believed himself above everyone, wielded absolute power, and was always starting trouble and getting people killed, recently noticed that his troublesome, self-destructive concubine had suddenly become serene. She was like a groundhog: she'd only move when prodded.

Buddha Lord: ...I've just discovered a new toy for stress relief.

Short scene:

Chu Yanyu looked at Shi Ran. "Isn't inner-courtyard scheming a pain?"

Desperate to survive, Shi Ran replied, "I'm the Buddha Lord's person, the Buddha Lord's ghost. I'll do whatever you tell me, and go after whoever you want."

Chu Yanyu: "Good. Be obedient."

Shi Ran silently stabbed a little paper doll, smiling while thinking, "What a load of crap..."

Short scene:

The army had surrounded them. Their lives hung by a thread. Deputy Marshal Zhang was cursing downstairs. The tension was palpable, and violence could erupt at any moment.

Shi Ran stood on the balcony, leisurely grilling skewers. "Mmm, that smells so good!"

Buddha Lord Chu Yanyu held a cup of coffee, lazily enjoying the afternoon. "...What a relaxing time."

Adjutant Quan Hai responded to the shouts from downstairs while slurping sweet potato noodles. "...Slurp, slurp... slurp..."

Important:

1. The heroine has no golden finger!!!

2. The male lead keeps a beauty, but has never touched him.

3. This Buddha Lord is not the Buddha Lord from The Mystic Nine, but is based on the Empress Dowager.

4. Everyone has different tastes, but I sincerely hope you enjoy this.

Ongoing novel: After Becoming a