I Refuse to Become a Buddha (Transmigrating into a Book)

I want to save you, but you want to set me up!

After slipping and falling to my death, I ended up inside a novel I'd read before bed. I'd been summoned by the reborn original owner to avenge her, on the condition that afterward, she would take over my body.

The original owner had been deceived in both body and heart, caused the deaths of her followers and her own brother, and finally was sent to a brothel by the scumbag's wife, where she was tortured to death.

In the bleak autumn wind, Chu Bing stood there in a pair of oversized shorts, utterly bewildered. He stuck to his usual principle: Sharing the fun is better than having fun alone. Don't panic! Let's all make trouble together!

A monk who had attained the Dao set out to reform a menace wreaking havoc across the martial world, but accidentally slipped into the pit named Chu Bing.

"Little Master, if I don't kill these people, won't they go after others and cause even more deaths? Wouldn't it be better to nip the problem in the bud from the start?"

Liao Wu: ...The benefactor makes a good point.

Later on, Liao Wu realized he'd fallen into so many pits that he couldn't remember how to climb back out. All he could do was keep going down the path in the pit named Chu Bing.

The martial arts tournament was about to begin. The tension was palpable, and heroes from all corners of the land were sharpening their blades.

Suddenly, a woman in red descended from the sky in a sedan chair carried by eight men. Her bewitching beauty could dazzle the world, and her captivating peach-blossom eyes sparkled with allure. She darted toward a little bald monk beside the old bald monk.

"Little Master, little monk, handsome big brother, Bing'er missed you so much!"

Everyone's swords and blades clattered to the ground, along with their jaws.

Liao Wu thought helplessly: Miss Chu, please stand properly, or go sit down somewhere!

Meeting his abbot master's gaze, Liao Wu paused: Buddha said, 'If I don't go to hell, who will?'

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