The Eunuch Who Walks the Road to His Own Doom

When Mu Yi was alive, she was an office drone. After being reborn, all she wanted was to be a couch potato.

Unfortunately, she was born into a family of nobles. After being seriously wounded in battle and falling unconscious, she woke to discover that she had become the beloved pet of Lou Junqing, the most notorious eunuch in the State of Chu, known as the Ninth Thousand Years.

To keep the State of Chu from falling, and, more importantly, to avoid getting herself killed, Mu Yi tearfully embarked on a split-personality road of no return, trying to remove the death flags Lou Junqing had set for himself.

[System Mission: Help Lou Junqing, the Ninth Thousand Years, become history's greatest corrupt eunuch.]

[System Alert: Lou Junqing has set a death flag for His Highness the Crown Prince. Host, remove it.]

[System Alert: Lou Junqing has set a death flag for His Majesty the Emperor of Chu. Host, remove it.]

Ever since his subordinates brought him a pet cat, the Ninth Thousand Years, a terrifying, capricious, violent man who killed people on a whim, developed a daily routine:

"Where's my Er Gouzi?"

"My Er Gouzi really is so obedient."

"My Er Gouzi is not only soft and fluffy, but feels great to pet and can give massages, too."

The heroine can act cute, fight monsters, and win over the Ninth Thousand Years.

Mu Yi, the young general and the dream man of countless young women in the capital (not actually a man) X Lou Junqing, the capricious, violent workaholic who never sleeps (not actually a eunuch)

Upcoming story: The Buddha's Concubine Wants to Cultivate Immortality

Shi Ran died in a paragliding accident. When she opened her eyes, she had become a concubine in a wealthy household.

With a carefree attitude toward life, neither fighting nor competing, and a belief that she should make the best of her circumstances, Shi Ran settled into a comfortable routine.

She had a comfortable life, plenty to eat and wear, a carriage when she went out, and maids to wait on her. Shi Ran was quite satisfied.

She had meals morning, noon, and night, and handsome men would sometimes be around to feast her eyes and whet her appetite.

Every so often, she could even draw a short fan comic for her own amusement, making the Buddha play both roles in a self-pairing.

Chu Yanyu, known as the Buddha, was a man who brooked no opposition and held absolute power. He was also known for his passion for collecting beautiful women. But lately, he had noticed that his troublesome, self-destructive concubine had suddenly become a woman of Zen.

The Buddha's daily refrain:

"Where's Seventh Madam?"

"Buddha, Seventh Madam is sleeping."

"What is Seventh Madam doing?"

"Buddha, Seventh Madam is playing mahjong with the other concubines."

"What is Seventh Madam doing now?"

"Buddha, Seventh Madam is..."

"Hmm?"

"Seventh Madam is drawing you..."

A free-spirited, flirty heroine and amateur artist X a self-important hero who craves love

Theme: Failure is the mother of success