What If the Green Tea Girl's Target Were Girls? (Showbiz)

[Coming soon: A Deadly Dating Show for the Persecutory Delusional, please add it to your collection]

The thing Luan Jinqi hated most in life was a fake, sweet girl who had her cake and ate it too, yet acted all pitiful and innocent.

Then Han Wu showed up. Not only was this woman stirring up rumors with her male idol, she was also doing it with a whole bunch of men...

Luan Jinqi decided that when she finally met Han Wu, she would tear that fake sweet girl to shreds.

A variety show brought Luan Jinqi and Han Wu together, but the vicious showdown she'd expected never happened.

When everyone was ready to leave for the variety show shoot, Han Wu still hadn't come out.

Luan Jinqi: "I'll go get her!"

OS: I'm going to yank off her covers, splash her with cold water, and make that fake sweet girl suffer.

Once inside, Han Wu opened her sleepy eyes and smiled at Luan Jinqi. "Qiqi, you look so pretty today. You'd look perfect in a bucket hat! I happened to buy one for you yesterday. Go try it on."

Luan Jinqi: ...

How is she so cute?!!

At mealtime, Han Wu arrived late.

Luan Jinqi: The fake sweet girl is making a special exception for herself again. Now everyone can see what she's really like.

Han Wu sat beside Luan Jinqi. "Qiqi, I got your favorite matcha cake. I had to walk so far to find it."

Luan Jinqi was taken aback. "It's for me?"

"Mm!" Han Wu smiled sweetly. "Fish bones always get stuck in my throat. Could you pick them out for me?"

"Sure."

As Luan Jinqi busied herself picking out the fish bones, she suddenly felt that something was off, but... Han Wu really was so thoughtful!

Much later...

Han Wu: "I heard Qiqi hates fake sweet girls most of all?"

Luan Jinqi: ...

I take it all back!

Luan Jinqi never imagined she'd fall for a fake sweet girl in this life!

The kind she would love deeply and never want to leave.

*Not based on real people. Not based on real people. Not based on real people. Please don't post celebrities' names in the comments, as it will affect other readers' experience.

*Written at a kindergarten level. If you think the writing is bad, feel free to click away. No writing advice needed.

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Tang Xin joins a dating show:

Three ex-girlfriends threaten her, possibly planning to kill her in a crime of passion.

Her nemesis is hostile toward her at every turn, possibly plotting revenge murder.

Even her longtime best friend has started looking at her more and more strangely...

Tang Xin: I sense bloodlust!

As someone with persecutory delusions, Tang Xin thinks dating shows are way too scary!

A mildly popular heroine, with a love-triangle showdown

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A sharp-tongued young lady with the ability to see spirits X a warm-on-the-outside, cold-on-the-inside ghost who lies through her teeth

Wen Qiyao died on her eighteenth birthday.

When she was alive, Wen Qiyao was a forgettable nobody: an average family, average grades, and an equally ordinary personality.

After her death, Wen Qiyao became bold and passionate. As a ghost, she latched onto Su Qingye, the school's famous young lady.

She followed her everywhere, never leaving her side, and even climbed into the young lady's bed after she fell asleep.

Young Lady Su Qingye came from a wealthy family, was beautiful and excelled in her studies, but was solitary and cold toward everyone.

Living alone, the young lady came home to warm meals. The flowers in her house were replaced with fresh ones every day, and whenever she came home late, a light was always left on for her. She was no longer alone on her birthday, either.

The young lady had a secret: she was born with yin-yang eyes and could see ghosts. She saw everything the ghost did, including the way one particular ghost climbed into her bed in the middle of the night. She simply couldn't be bothered to respond and pretended not to see.

If someone deliberately gets close, they must want something.

Wen Qiyao would often speak of her love for the young lady as if talking to herself. She said she'd had a crush on her for three years, that she'd once found a notebook of wishes, and that the wish she'd written down was: to become Su Qingye's lover.

The young lady didn't believe a single word the ghost said.

She had once watched Wen Qiyao fall to her death right in front of her, her head smashed open. The ghost before her had lied even about her name and identity. How could a little liar who lied about everything know what true love was?

The young lady, her eyes cold, grabbed the ghost's wrist. Her voice was as icy as her gaze, yet the distance between them kept shrinking. "What, trying to make me your scapegoat?"

Her warm breath made the ghost shiver, then break into a radiant smile. "So you can see me, Young Lady! Why have you been ignoring me all this time? I just... want to make a contract with you. I'm very useful, you know. I'm obedient, sweet, and capable. I can cook and warm your bed. How about it, Young Lady?"

The young lady: "Get lost!"

That very night, the young lady fell asleep holding the ghost.

Theme: Don't judge people with prejudice. Change your perspective, and the world becomes a better place.