All of Great Song Loves Me [Water Margin: Pan Jinlian]

False stories are everywhere in the little newspapers of the Great Song.

Things like how Ximen Daguanren has his eye on yet another young lady or old lady, how Sun Erniang runs a black inn and sells meat buns made from human flesh, how the birthday tribute was robbed, how Wu Dalang was poisoned, and how Wu Song went up the mountain to kill a tiger...

Pan Jinlian, nicknamed Lianlian, parted her vermilion lips and gave a scornful snort.

At that snort, the Great Song trembled three times.

Everything is just appearances. You mere mortals are unworthy of seeing the truth behind them.

Behold: Ximen Daguanren kneels on a washboard, waiting in line to take a number for his turn at love...

Wu Dalang gets up late and goes to bed early, working hard to build his sesame cake franchise, all so he can buy an admission ticket. Sadly, he is too short. Even jumping as high as he can, he still can't catch a glimpse of her amid the sea of people surrounding Lianlian...

Sun Erniang takes a knife to her rivals in love, but there are simply too many of them. The buns in her shop will never run out...

Actually, don't bother with the blurb. Every chapter of this story can be read as a standalone plot, like an episodic drama.

Warnings: A ridiculous, absurd, bizarre, and gloriously Mary Sue story. No abuse, please.

The historical romance The Ninth Minister's Black Lotus is currently being serialized. If you like it, please add it to your collection. Thank you.

He Fang, the brilliant and outstanding Ninth Minister of the Court of Judicial Review, who passed the imperial examinations with top honors at all three levels, meets Cheng Xixi, the greatest obstacle of his life. Every day, he swears to personally bring her to justice. After trying every possible means, he finally catches her, never imagining that he would end up staking everything he owns, including the rest of his life.

Cheng Xixi: You never say sweet things to me.

He Fang: Would you like me to offer you the mountains and rivers?

Cheng Xixi: Do they belong to you? Did you ask whether the mountains and rivers agree? They're so heavy. Can you even lift them?

He Fang: ...

This is the story of an upright, capable, and kind young man being devoured bit by bit by a black-hearted lotus...

A heroine who can't be contained in a mere five-hundred-word blurb VS a cool and aloof Ninth Minister of the Court of Judicial Review.

Theme: A lighthearted laugh