Roses and a Humidifier

Not recommended. The story's later chapters don't match the blurb, the plot is overly contrived, and the writing feels laborious, making for a poor reading experience. The author's notes in chapters 45 and 46 are meaningful, and the final three chapters have been substantially revised.

And a shoulder rub and leg massage for everyone who made it to the end... We've all worked hard~

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In an age of drought, the top is the world's only humidifier.

The rose-like bottom can only bloom in the presence of the humidifier top.

So everyone is astonished to see the aloof little rose, Chi Ji, start throwing himself at someone in every possible way!

"Bo Yan is the actor I admire most. He's undoubtedly a source of pride for the Chinese-language film industry."

"I'll wait until Bo Yan is available before shooting my next film. I'll wait ten years if I have to."

"My ideal man? Of course it's Bo Yan. Who else could possibly deserve to be called ideal?"

Bo Yan: ??? Who is he?

Bo Yan: He seems to like me...

Bo Yan: This is so damn cute. Are you thirsty? If you need water, I'll give you some. If you need more, I'll give you all of mine.

Set amid a water shortage, this is a fairy-tale-style sweet romance featuring a rose-like beauty as the bottom and a human humidifier as the top.

The top is a highly intelligent alien lifeform who can convert abundant resources into scarce ones, which lets him work as a humidifier. The bottom thinks he's a humidifier spirit~

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"The Charmer Is Getting Better"

As everyone knows, Xie Chang'an is a beautiful airhead. Even his own fans are used to their idol's clueless comments and ignorant antics.

So no one bothers to manage the comments or spend money. Everyone enjoys his beauty for free.

And yet, he remains

A walking trendsetter, a mobile luxury-brand billboard, a magnet for phone cameras, and a symbol of beauty in this era.

His fans and haters share the same catchphrases:

"What does he have besides his face?"

"Seven lifetimes' worth of brains traded for one lifetime of beauty."

"If you can't speak properly, just shut up and amaze everyone with your looks."

Everyone thinks that as long as he has his looks, he has it all, and that he'll be finished once his beauty fades.

But by the time he turns twenty-five, this blockhead is finally starting to wise up.

"This performance has some real depth. How could he portray such weight without having experienced it?"

"Since when can he do extreme sports? He can barely climb into bed... Wait, what the hell just flew over my head?"

"He's just a giant baby. There's no way he can cook, Oh, Master Chef! Do you need someone to cling to your leg?"

"He didn't even finish vocational school and got five points on the college entrance exam. How could he know L'Hopital's rule? What do you mean he got into Tsinghua University??"

Theme: Conserve water resources.