24-Hour General Store

[Urban Folklore + Myriad Worlds + Everyday Life (a jumble of trivial, everyday stuff)]

A grocery store that's open 24 hours a day and never closes has everything in stock, from washing machines, TVs, and refrigerators to urns. If you can think of it, the owner has it.

Daytime customers are impressed by the owner's ambition to open a department store, while inwardly wondering if he has what it takes.

Customer One leaves carrying a farm-raised crocodile that's been prepared for cooking.

Customer Two leaves carrying a high-end counterfeit designer bag.

Customer Three leaves carrying two children who refuse to go anywhere.

At night, customers wander through the grocery store, marveling at its huge selection and looking at a spaceship.

Customer One, who bought an urn for himself, asks, "Boss, when will you have submarines for sale? I'd like to see what the scenery is like beneath the Yellow Springs."

The boss says, "There are too many monsters in the Yellow Springs. A submarine would barely dip below the surface before it was gone. How about buying a spaceship and taking a trip to the sky first?"

Customer One, who has already gone to the sky: "..."

Customer Two, who bought a coffin for himself, asks, "Boss, how much is this?"

The boss takes a look. "Oh, this one's not for sale. There's a new notice from the authorities: burials are out, cremation is in."

Customer Two: "The old man has a bad back and wants to sleep on a hard bed."

The boss says, "I can't sell you a whole coffin. Want the coffin boards?"

Customer Two: "..."

In short, the boss does his best to serve his customers every day and make sure he has whatever they need.

After all, how could a monster who runs a grocery store not be a good boss? Impossible~

Check out my ongoing serial, The Strange Haunting Begins, and My Evil Ghost Husband Becomes My Cheat Skill.

A giant game loading bar appears in the sky above the real world. The paranormal descends, and terror follows.

Refuse a ghost's request and you'll die~

Ghost 1 is staring at you. It wants a special kidney-flower soup, and it's eyeing your two kidneys, wondering whether the left one or the right one would taste better.

Now you must choose:

A: Can't be helped. Just pretend you bought an iPhone, and hand it over without hesitation.

B: Slap it across the face and tell it to stop fantasizing. It would be best if it reconsidered this utterly unrealistic idea.

Ye Chenyi thinks it over and decisively chooses B.

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Ghost 2 was a twisted pervert when it was alive, but the law kept it from acting out before it died. Now it's free, and it wants a special-tasting tea seed.

Now you must choose:

A: Walk straight into the bathroom for twenty minutes, then come out and give it the pair of underwear you've barely worn, already stretched out of shape.

B: Your neighbor, the terrifying ghost Grandma Chen, is seventy years old and has only bathed seven times in her life. She's taking her eighth bath right now. The tea seeds she's never washed are hanging out on the balcony, sunning themselves and fermenting to develop their flavor.

Ye Chenyi is torn.

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Ghost 3 simply thinks you're very good-looking and makes no demands of you. But now you can choose:

A: Sorry, I think I'm really handsome too.

B: Thanks, you're not the first person to think so.

C: Give it a kiss and you'll get an unexpected surprise~

Ye Chenyi: Um...

Please add my ongoing serial to your collection:

Transmigrate into a Book: The System Forces a Good CEO to Become a Scumbag

Check out my completed novels:

My Years as a Soul Reaper

Transmigrated into a Rich Man in a Comic

I Accidentally Won Over a Scumbag from Qidian

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