The Handsome Dishwashing Fox's Guide to Winning Himself Over

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In his nth year washing dishes in Chang Sang Valley, Xiao Chuhe had become a stunning dishcloth with a tail he could wield to perfection. No, wait, a dishwashing fox.

After years of being enslaved by the young valley master (the heroine), his mindset had gradually become twisted.

Every time he washed dishes, he imagined that the faces he was smacking belonged to those annoying pretty boys.

At first, all he could think when he looked at Su Bailing was: This woman is a lecherous demon. I'm so beautiful, I'm in danger. If she dares touch me, I'll...

But the more he fantasized, the more his thoughts turned into: Damn it! How can she not be satisfied when she has a beauty like me? I'll kill them all sooner or later!

The nighttime kitchen was always a beautiful sight.

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The Cultivation Chronicles of a Poor Family is a small world among the Three Thousand Worlds. Su Bailing transmigrated twenty years into the past to save the world, becoming the young valley master of Chang Sang Valley.

From the start, she was in a wheelchair with a broken leg, notorious and universally disliked. The good, world-saving goddess had turned into a queen of dirty talk. What a miserable life.

Even stranger, this novel, The Cultivation Chronicles of a Poor Family, was so outrageous that only a mosaic could do its full glory justice.

After reading the plot, Su Bailing thought: That's fascinating. You've been ruining my world day and night, so I'll make you work for every last penny to pay me back!

She decided to throw caution to the wind and become the Wheelchair King of Mount Akina.

She took in the Chosen One as her beloved adopted son, and rounded up even the world-ending villains to put them to work. With a wave of her hand, the medical valley was filled with good-looking dishwashers, masseurs, cleaners, and greeters stationed at the mountain gate.

Hundreds of years later, the cultivation world still kept the reformed bigwigs' sordid pasts pinned for all to see.

#The bowls washed by the Daoist partner of Chang Sang Valley's Valley Master cost five hundred spirit stones each#

#My black cat's back was certified by the Palm Technique of the One Yuan Sect#

#I once walked along the long pavilion path personally swept by the Sect Master of Chang Yi Gate#

#The Palace Master of Wuji Palace welcomed me with a standard eight-tooth smile#

A jealous, scheming, self-deluding handsome fox who overthinks everything + a wheelchair king with a bad reputation who throws caution to the wind and never stops talking dirty

A note about the paywall: Hello, everyone. This story is expected to go behind a paywall starting this Wednesday, beginning around Chapter 39. If you haven't caught up yet, hurry! --Leaving this note on December 19

P.S. 1. Third-person narration, strong heroine. The story starts with plot, and the romance takes its time. The heroine's legs will recover. The worldbuilding is still very loose.

2. There are countless great books on Jinjiang. If this one doesn't work for you, just pick another. If anything in this story bothers you, don't hesitate to click away. There's no need to waste your precious time.

3. The author's values are normal, but in a fantasy story, flying through the skies and burrowing underground, demon cultivators and demonic cultivators, and people shouting for each other's blood are all part of the setting. If you find that unscientific or unkind, click away.

4. To find the author's completed stories, visit the author's profile. There are several, so help yourself.

Theme: Encourage kindness and live happily.