Surrounded by Psychos, I’m Slowly Falling Apart

Upcoming novel in my collection: Bad Friends: Me and My Trouble-Making Bestie Novel blurb My biological older brother has dissociative identity disorder. He keeps introducing handsome men to me, then peeking at me from the sidelines. When I'm unmoved by their looks, he says I don't know how to appreciate romance. When I smile faintly, he says my sword heart is unstable. If I don't smile, he frets. If I do, he blows up. Should I smile or not? It's so hard. My master, the Lord of Qionghai, calls himself the least serious person in the Immortal Continent, yet he was outdone by my even more unhinged senior brother. The number one man of Qionghai expects everyone to treat him like a senior brother, but all he wants is to become a grandmaster. My second senior brother argues for the sake of arguing. My third senior brother flirts with everyone, even radish spirits, and my fourth senior brother is a cross-dressing master. A lightning-struck contrarian, a horny master of censorship, and a grown man determined to become a chaste maiden. This is a dignified sword cultivator sect, yet every senior brother has his own bizarre way of doing things. They're all clearly crazy, yet keep saying they love me. I think they want to harm me! I'm so disappointed in this world. There's nowhere peaceful in the human realm or the Immortal Continent. I'd rather die out there than share a household registration with them! I'm going to find a respectable partner out there and live on my own! And then... I struggled and resisted, but in the end I still couldn't escape being surrounded by them. What's the point of a respectable person's principles? Fight poison with poison. I've decided to abandon my values and become a champion. The first step to becoming a champion... Xie Xueman, Sword Lord of Zhuoguang, is so damn sweet-looking. I've wanted to make a move on him for ages. -- The Unhinged Young Lord of Qionghai, Xue Yelai 'Only a good-looking person can be called a snake spirit. An ugly one is just cannon fodder.' 'He's so good-looking. I'm already no respectable person, so why can't I go for it?' 'Life really is easier once you become a snake-brained lunatic.' PS: The blurb is in first person, but the novel is in third person. It's set in a fictional world, a very fictional world, so don't expect logic. The author makes things up without a second thought. Check out my collection and bookmark me. Pick from several completed novels. I'm too lazy to write blurbs for them. This novel will have anti-piracy measures. The ratio will follow what my longtime readers prefer. Theme: Fit into the group, stay optimistic, and persevere through life.