(Vampires) Drink This Bowl of Blood

New novel coming soon, Evil Friends: The troublemaking team of the Evil Friends Alliance Blurb In a word: A little girl who sells immortal blood, tricking people and demons alike, with no regard for even her own family. One bowl of divine blood can remake your body, bring you back from the dead, and give you whatever you need. It can even send you to heaven! Bone Spirit: "I used to have soft, delicate skin, a graceful figure, and a handsome face. I drank your blood, and now I can't even be human anymore." "How can you gain a body of proud 'bones' without shedding your human 'flesh'? Flesh transformed into bone. Nothing wrong with that." A certain celebrity: "I used to be allergic to water and longed to get a good wash. I drank your blood, and now women all over the world are lusting after me and throwing themselves at me. How am I supposed to get clean now?" "Women are like water. Didn't you say you wanted to experience playing in the 'water'? There's a vast ocean right in front of you. Whatever you need, you get. Nothing wrong with that." A financial tycoon: "I used to have a terminal illness and dreamed of a new life. I drank your blood, and I did get a 'new life,' but not the kind of 'life' I wanted. I got pregnant!" "When you were dying in bed, didn't you say, 'Help me up. Die? Hah! I've got plenty of money. I'll definitely come back to life!' You got up without dying, went home and gave birth. 'Back from the dead' and 'giving birth.' What's the problem?" A cultivation-obsessed demon: "I want to save a hundred years of hard work and ascend to heaven... No, no, no! Not that kind of 'ascending to heaven'!" This blood is freaking poisoned! Notes: 1. Set in a fictional modern era and location. The story begins over a hundred years ago and starts a little slowly. 2. The female lead has a wicked way of thinking and has been tiny for ages, but she'll grow up. 3. There are lots of nonhumans around the female lead. She has an old zombie and a vampire butler as her two nanny-dads, and is doted on by everyone. 4. The female lead goes from divine to demonic and becomes obsessed with selling blood. She has a rather unusual idea of what a "friendship sealed by blood" means. 5. There is a male lead, and he's a vampire. If you're going to pick one, go for the guy with the biggest thighs to cling to. I'll say no more. Theme: Stand up for the weak and uphold justice.