I Insist on Befriending the Unhinged Protagonist

[It's finished, mwah mwah, my dears!] An angel who sincerely wants to make friends on top x powerful, unpredictable protagonists from various worlds on bottom 1v1 + HE Lin Qiwen, a gentle male teacher always teased for being a nursemaid, is pulled into mission worlds. His goal is to bring the protagonists of these fictional worlds back to their original storylines. What should he do when a protagonist has two personalities? What about a transmigrated male lead from an online novel who's gone completely gay? And what about a protagonist who should be slaughtering his way through a survival game, but is slacking off instead? Lin Qiwen, who sees right through the root of each protagonist's problem, offers a friendly hand. "I want to be your friend~" The unpredictable protagonist roars, "Raise my affection level!" When world missions are issued: Find the alternate personality? Make the male lead wear women's clothes and turn him straight? Get the horror-game protagonist to show off? Make a coldhearted movie star say cheesy romantic lines? When initial identities are assigned: Wait, why am I starting as a tree? Why do I have to wear women's clothes the whole time? Why am I an NPC in a horror game? The main god: Because I don't want you to complete the missions. Lin Qiwen, who understands the art of making friends, smiles. "There are only two kinds of people in this world: my friends, and people who are about to become my friends." The top is doted on, and he solves problems by giving the right treatment Worlds so far: Reborn elf prince, cultivation-world male lead, horror survival game, Mary Sue entertainment industry, shelter, and a sweet little modern-day story Theme: Finding yourself