A Crematorium-Style Romance with the Male Lead of a Web Novel

[My new story, "I'm Just Flirting, Don't Take It Seriously," has its blurb after this one. Please support it!]

A workaholic programmer has his soul accidentally stolen and gets bound to a conquest System. From then on, he never looks back as he heads down the path to becoming a scumbag.

(Content warning: In the early chapters, he sleeps around and has questionable values. Please don't read this expecting moral lessons. I'm an old salty fish of an author. I started writing this in my third year of junior high, then came back to fill it in after graduating high school. The writing is immature, so don't be surprised by the time skips. This is just a writing exercise.)

Rags-to-riches story, orthopedic surgeon x all-around doctor (complete): A devoted simp gets everything in the end. [Written in junior high, with questionable values and a plot that goes off the rails. You can skip it without affecting the rest.]

Fantasy continent, beautiful sacred beast x brawny male lead (complete): I thought you were my bro, but you want to date me.

Post-apocalyptic wasteland, former madman turned zombie king x unwillingly kept savior (complete): Love is something you do.

Wuxia, cross-dressing big shot from the Demon Cult x gorgeous man with a blood feud against the Demon Cult (ongoing): On our wedding night, I discover my partner is older than me.

Modern world, Underworld civil servant x Underworld civil servant (coming later): The one I dumped has come after me.

One-on-one, happy ending, same bottom in every story.

Theme: Life always brings storms. Face them with courage. Let's go!