[It's finished! Thank you all. I'm starting a full revision, which will take a while. Happy New Year in advance! - 2024.2.1]
A late-night paranormal livestream that had always faked its spooky stunts finally encountered a real ghost. The paper money wouldn't catch fire, the candles kept going out, and the shrine's idol shattered on the floor.
While everyone was trembling in fear, a delivery guy who'd wandered onto the set suddenly pulled over and took a peachwood sword out of his trunk.
He performed a ritual right there, helped the spirit pass on, then rode off with a carefree flourish, leaving his good deed unclaimed.
The production crew: ???
They hurried after him in their Mercedes, chasing his tiny electric scooter. "Wait! We need someone like you!"
Wu Ci, who was in a hurry to get to work, rode even faster without looking back. "But I'm going to be late for my shift! QAQ"
The crew: "We'll pay you three times as much! No, five times!"
Wu Ci slammed on the brakes and instantly changed into his ritual robe. "I'm here, bro!"
The crew: "..."
Well, at least they saved money on a costume.
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A pretty, innocent young Taoist priest has just joined the "Ghostly Livestream."
They say he's been ordered to leave the mountain and search for a god, while moonlighting as a delivery worker and taking on all sorts of jobs from the underworld.
Carving tombstones for clients, trying on burial clothes, test-sleeping in coffins, wearing mourning clothes to carry coffins to funerals...
There's no such thing as a difficult job, just an underworld worker who isn't trying hard enough!
The viewers in the comments tease him, asking the young priest to summon a god on livestream.
Wu Ci immediately picks up his brush and draws a formation, then...
He summons a vicious ghost with silver hair, black robes, horns, and fangs.
The ghost glances at the formation on the ground and asks lazily, "Did you need something?"
Viewers: ? That's what a god looks like? Are you kidding me? Kid, don't let him fool you!
Wu Ci asks, bewildered, "A-Are you a god?"
The ghost yawns, then transforms into a pale, sickly-looking young man with striking silver hair.
Tan Fei lowers his eyes and smiles lazily. "I'm this handsome. How could I possibly lie?"
Wu Ci's eyes light up. He throws his arms around him and happily rubs his cheek against him. "Exactly! Only gods are this handsome! You're the destined one I've been looking for!"
Viewers: "…"
Damn it. They know he's full of ghostly lies, but he's just so handsome!
*A young Taoist priest who only wants to make money, shou x a ghost who's utterly devoted to his lover, gong. A lighthearted paranormal romance.
*The Wujiao religion and its deities are the author's invention. Don't try to research them. This is a semi-fictional world, so don't apply it to reality. All reference books are listed in the author's note in Chapter One.
*Synopsis screenshot dated 2020.12.30, archived on Weibo @Zhizhi Zai'er
Coming soon 1: "The Fake Young Master Gets a Beloved-by-All Script After Turning Dark" Synopsis below
Chen Zhao, the young heir of a wealthy family, is suddenly told that he was switched at birth, and that the Chen family is bringing home their real son, who grew up among ordinary people.
Amid everyone's mockery, he angrily leaves home and returns to the slum to live with his biological parents.
Everyone thinks the pampered Chen Zhao won't be able to stand the hardship and will come crying back within days, so even his adoptive parents don't go looking for him.
The day after he gets home, the slum is demolished, and Chen Zhao becomes an heir to a demolition payout, even richer than before.
His old friends who abandoned him are dumbfounded: !!!
After a rollercoaster of ups and downs, Chen Zhao has seen through the world: Heh, there's no going back. I'm evil now :)
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The local high school in the slum is packed with delinquents. Rumor has it the school's top dog is a fighting maniac with the strength of three heads, six arms, and ten eyes. The stories about him are endless.
Isn't that exactly what Chen Zhao wants? To become a delinquent! To turn evil! Rawr!
On his first day at the new school, Chen Zhao heads straight for the top dog's desk, intending to ask the big shot to take him on as a lackey.
The top dog, woken from his nap, impatiently raises his head to reveal a face so handsome it's breathtaking.
Chen Zhao: "..."
Chen Zhao immediately changes his script. "Boss, I'm here to apply to be your boyfriend! From now on, you'll have to pour my tea, do my homework, and give me pocket money!"
Classmates: Holy crap, has the new psycho little kid gone crazy?!
The top dog, thinking he's still half asleep: ...Are you trying to scam me?
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The top dog now has a pretty little sidekick. Though the kid keeps announcing that he's evil now, he's obedient, sweet-talking, loyal, and rich, so the whole class soon takes a liking to him.
One day, while they are sharing sad stories, Chen Zhao casually complains, "That real young master must be a scheming white lotus. He's the reason I had to leave home!"
His classmates are outraged. They shout that they'll put a sack over the guy's head and beat him up to avenge their class darling.
Chen Zhao doesn't notice the top dog beside him, who's helping with his homework, wearing a peculiar expression.
At the end of the semester, Chen Zhao has gained both love and friendship, and brings his boyfriend to meet his biological parents.
Seeing the top dog pull open the shoe cabinet to find his slippers without hesitation, his parents ask in delight, "What are you doing back here?"
Chen Zhao stares in confusion. "You know my parents?"
The top dog coolly replies, "Oh, I'm that white lotus."
Coming soon 2: "After Sleeping with My White Moonlight's Rival" Synopsis below
At the after-party following a music awards ceremony, Yu Tu sees the top-tier star he's been pining for take someone else's hand.
As everyone offers their congratulations, a drunk Yu Tu flees the scene in a panic, only to accidentally bump into a stranger.
Rubbing his forehead drunkenly, he asks in a pitiful voice, "I've got money, looks, and a career. How am I not as good as him?"
Stranger: "...Well, you're the best, my friend."
Yu Tu: "Then do you like him or me? QAQ"
Stranger: "...Then I guess you."
Yu Tu smiles shyly. "You've got a silver tongue. Can I keep you?"
Stranger: "..."
The next morning, Yu Tu wakes up confused to find himself in a hotel, with a handsome, roguish young man lying beside him, propping up his head and watching him with an amused expression.
Yu Tu, who thinks the man looks familiar, stammers, "...Who are you?"
The other man raises an eyebrow. "Your white moonlight's rival."
Yu Tu: "..."
The man: "And the kept boy you paid thirty million for last night."
Yu Tu: "???"
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Yu Tu, heir to an entertainment company, is suddenly hit with a scandal: he's accused of forcing a young entertainer to become his kept boy.
Everyone in the industry laughs. Who doesn't know Yu Tu spent seven years throwing himself at the top-tier star? Has he finally moved on?
Asked for comment, the top-tier star says, "Tu is pretty innocent. It's understandable if he makes mistakes from time to time, but he won't get far if he has bad intentions. I hope he can turn over a new leaf."
The star's fans: Aww, his brother is so kind.
The next day, the top-tier star's rival, Gu Shuo, a pop music megastar, posts a sarcastic message on Weibo.
@Gu Shuo: My sugar daddy is a total catch. He's gorgeous and says all the right things. Being a kept boy is shameful, but it's so much fun. I really like my sugar daddy.
Top comment @Yu Tu: Where are you? Did you wake up yet? QAQ
@Gu Shuo replies to @Yu Tu: I went downstairs to buy breakfast for my sugar daddy. I'll be home soon.
Top-tier star: ???
Netizens: ...Yu Tu is keeping a megastar? Wait, what do you mean keeping him? They're obviously dating!
The megastar's fans: Excuse us. It's just a little private fun between a lovey-dovey couple.
Theme: Stay true to scientific beliefs and build a better home together.
The ending is so rushed. How can I put it this way? The ending of the text is good, but there are many things that need to be explained in the extra chapter. If you don't want to write extra chapters, this is like writing an outline as the ending. Why does Wu Zhengqing know all the secrets as the Celestial Master, but Wu Li and Wu Ci, as the next Celestial Master, are kept secret? Why do they feel that Wu Ci is on the opposite side of them and set up a formation to deal with Wu Ci in advance? And it feels like Wu Ziyun, as an ordinary tribesman, knows more than Wu Ci, the little Celestial Master. Is this reasonable?
After watching it, the emotional line is really weird, sometimes the characters are changing (commonly known as OOC), and the plot line is also incomplete. What should be explained was not explained clearly. The line between Fei Fei and Wu Li was not explained clearly either. . . But there are still some fascinating aspects. I hope there will be additional episodes in the future to supplement the plot line.
Holy shit! ! ! Hongmeng! ! ! Shocked me for a hundred years! ! !
After reading it, I feel like it's okay as a fast food novel.
Throw flowers! ! ! ! ! Tan Fei and Wu Ci may live happily ever after!
How should I put it? The ending felt a little bit broken but not completely broken. I felt that the author was eager to finish but tried hard not to overwhelm the readers. It was for the sake of distraction. It was quite good and understandable.
Oh my god, it's actually changed.
When will we update? It's almost Chinese New Year.
A lot of things ended without any clear explanation.
Uh, I feel like a lot of things are not explained clearly.
Chixiali
The Female Supporting Role Became Popular in the Entertainment Industry After Wearing a Book
He Became HE After Destroying His Character in Front of His Mortal Enemy.
After Sleeping with Bai Yueguang's Top Rival
After Going Dark, the Fake Young Master Became the Group Favorite
Extras Collection of Gardenia Zai
The Little Brat Got the Beloved-by-All Script [Showbiz]
Summoning Infinite Movies
The Entire Entertainment Industry Begs Me to Stop Shipping Couples
You're Beyond Cure
Fragments of a Miracle
The ending is so rushed. How can I put it this way? The ending of the text is good, but there are many things that need to be explained in the extra chapter. If you don't want to write extra chapters, this is like writing an outline as the ending. Why does Wu Zhengqing know all the secrets as the Celestial Master, but Wu Li and Wu Ci, as the next Celestial Master, are kept secret? Why do they feel that Wu Ci is on the opposite side of them and set up a formation to deal with Wu Ci in advance? And it feels like Wu Ziyun, as an ordinary tribesman, knows more than Wu Ci, the little Celestial Master. Is this reasonable?
After watching it, the emotional line is really weird, sometimes the characters are changing (commonly known as OOC), and the plot line is also incomplete. What should be explained was not explained clearly. The line between Fei Fei and Wu Li was not explained clearly either. . . But there are still some fascinating aspects. I hope there will be additional episodes in the future to supplement the plot line.
Holy shit! ! ! Hongmeng! ! ! Shocked me for a hundred years! ! !
After reading it, I feel like it's okay as a fast food novel.
Throw flowers! ! ! ! ! Tan Fei and Wu Ci may live happily ever after!
How should I put it? The ending felt a little bit broken but not completely broken. I felt that the author was eager to finish but tried hard not to overwhelm the readers. It was for the sake of distraction. It was quite good and understandable.
Oh my god, it's actually changed.
When will we update? It's almost Chinese New Year.
A lot of things ended without any clear explanation.
Uh, I feel like a lot of things are not explained clearly.