The Entire Entertainment Industry Begs Me to Stop Shipping Couples

[The new novel, The Little Heavenly Master Is Once Again Haunted by an Evil Antagonist, is now updating. Follow the author on Weibo: @Zhizhizaier] Tu Bai is a has-been. He's been out of the spotlight for years, but marketing accounts have been dragging him for seven days and seven nights, all because a passerby caught him in the airport lounge laughing like a goose while reading a danmei couple's story. Marketing account: Useless at everything, but the number one shipper! Fans: He's still shipping them, damn it! Still shipping them! :) Passerby: Wait, am I the only one wondering which immortal author wrote the couple that made Tu Bai smile so sweetly? Ten minutes later, Summer, a hugely popular danmei author who doesn't wish to reveal their gender, replied to the post: Me. * To avoid the spotlight, Tu Bai's team rushed him into a private high school. One day, someone photographed Tu Bai bringing a handsome young man home, where they stayed all night. Marketing account: Shocking! Has-been shipper Tu Bai finally makes a move on a handsome young man! The next day, Tu Bai and the hugely popular danmei author Summer both posted clarifications on Weibo: [@Tu Bai: That's my deskmate!] [@Summer of Bai: That's me.] * Showbiz rumor number one: Other celebrities go on variety shows to promote themselves, but Tu Bai goes on them to ship couples up close. Showbiz rumor number two: Everyone else ships real-life couples, but Tu Bai is the one who gets the best seat. The couples you ship might not be real, but any couple Tu Bai doesn't ship definitely isn't real. Fans of the couples: ??? The industry's promotional couples tremble in fear: Holy crap, please stop shipping people! Everyone was guessing which couple Tu Bai would ship next. Then Summer's secret account suddenly got exposed during a livestream: @DidIGetToSleepWithBaiBaiToday Right after that, Tu Bai revealed and verified his own secret account: a top fan in the Summer Daytime couple's supertopic. The whole internet erupted. Summer Daytime fans cheered: The people involved are shipping themselves! Summer Daytime is real! △△△ Flirty fox of a younger seme x hot-tempered, sweet bunny of an older uke Younger seme, happy ending, school life + showbiz. No character is based on a real person. Content warning: Dual perspectives. The story has satisfying moments, sweetness, and some family drama. The foreshadowing runs deep. [Neither lead is perfect, and they are each other's one and only.] If anything makes you uncomfortable while reading, please drop the story. Thanks for understanding! Weibo: @Zhizhizaier Theme: Falling in love, sweetly and happily