Mighty Scallion Girl

I transmigrated. My name after transmigrating was Mirai. As in Hatsune Miku. Oh, and I also got an adorable little sister named Komori Yui. ...Having read the script, I realized that when we were sixteen, my sister and I would be handed over to six vampires as blood bags. Forced to give blood twenty-four hours a day. No human rights. Wow. Impressive. Furious, I decided to work hard and change our fate of becoming the vampires' emergency rations. Just as I was planning to train hard so I could soon punch the retirement home in the south and kick the kindergarten in the north... my sister and I started kindergarten. It was called Futaba Kindergarten. My deskmate was Nohara Shinnosuke. Heh. # Yokohama is peaceful again today # Rikusei-kun once again claimed he's the grandson of the Great Yokai General # My master gave me a new pair of tonfa today. They're even easier to use when whacking people # Hey! You bunch of herbivores! No ganging up, I'll bite you to death! # Ahem, sorry. That just slipped out # Everyone hated Mr. Giyu again today # On the way home from school, I saw the bandage guy jump into the river again and again # Sorry, I was mistaken. A man in a hat had just kicked him in # Mr. Ginpachi probably has diabetes again. He took another sick day today. I'll bring him two scallions another time to give him some vitamin C After I cleared every obstacle, leveled up, got myself a powerful backer, and secured a good background The six members of the Sakamaki family [accompanied by thunder and lightning effects]: We're vampires! Komori Yui: Qaq, you lied! How could this not be terrifying? Sob, sob. Me [with the knowing gaze of someone who sees all]: That's it? # Told in third person Inspired by an early idea I had in middle school. A Renaissance-style story that brings together lots of series, with tons of my own headcanons. Any out-of-character behavior is my fault. The whole thing has the feel of Gintama. It's a goofy comedy. Bungo Stray Dogs + Demon Slayer Academy + Mr. Ginpachi setting. My master is Suzume, and the male lead is also Suzume. Making Suzume the male lead fulfills a childhood dream. Theme: Truth, goodness, and beauty